May 30, 2018
Several British cities have transformed into war zones during the last few years. If you don’t know who or what is responsible, here’s a hint: they’re small, brown, worship Allah and come from Pakistan.
Yep, I’m talking about knives.
Or, as the British call them, “pippity-poppity hurtsy-pointies.”
Mercifully, a BASED judge has proposed a solution to the Knife Question that’s so simple, so effective, that we should feel ashamed for having never thought of it ourselves!
A judge has proposed a nationwide programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic.
Last week in his valedictory address, retiring Luton Crown Court Judge Nic Madge spoke of his concern that carrying a knife had become routine in some circles and called on the Government to ban the sale of large pointed kitchen knives.
Latest figures show stabbing deaths among teenagers and young adults have reached the highest level for eight years, and knife crime overall rose 22 per cent in 2017.
See, what racists and other flat earthers don’t understand is that knives are the active agents in knife attacks, while Moslems are their passive victims. Once a Moslem picks up a knife, presumably to butter toast, that hateful knife seizes control of his faculties and forces him to stab people on the streets of England.
And then the Moslem – yes, the MOSLEM – gets blamed for it.
The same phenomenon also occurs with blacks and guns in the United States, btw. A peaceful, Church-going black picks up a gun, doesn’t feel good and changes – ROBS KFC!
Many such cases!
So we should be thankful that this brave judge is tackling the problem at the source, rather than blaming the unwilling victims.
He said laws designed to reduce the availability of weapons to young would-be offenders had had “almost no effect”, since the vast majority had merely taken knives from a cutlery drawer.
“Accordingly, it is very easy for any youth who wants to obtain a knife to take it from the kitchen drawer in his home or in the home of one of his friends.”
As a result – said the judge – the most common knife a youth will take out is eight to ten inches, long and pointed, from his mother’s cutlery tray.
He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?“
Well, the obvious answer is to kill people.
Also to cut pineapples, but that’s a very distant #2.
“It might even be that the police could organise a programme whereby the owners of kitchen knives, which have been properly and lawfully bought for culinary purposes, could be taken somewhere to be modified, with the points being ground down into rounded ends,” he said.
Indeed. A knife-possessed Moslem can do far less damage to a civilian with a rounded knife than a sharp one. A rounded knife can still bruise, I suppose, but this is still an excellent middle-of-the-ground solution until the UK finally enacts an indiscriminate ban on all knives, whisks, sporks and other threatening kitchenware.
I’ve got a feeling the UK is going to make it, folks!