International Partiers Union Steps in to Defend the Right of ESPN Employees to Get Down and Dirty

Frederick Fasttimes, President of the International Partiers Union
Daily Stormer
March 6, 2018

So, the staff of ESPN likes to party.

As is always the case with people who like to get down and dirty, they’re now facing a backlash from haters and squares.

Fox News:

ESPN’s former anchor and legal analyst Adrienne Lawrence filed a bombshell sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuit filled with lurid allegations against the network this past weekend.

“ESPN is, and always has been, a company rife with misogyny,” states the first line of the complaint, according to the Connecticut Law Tribune.

You don’t have to be an evolutionary biologist to notice that this bitch loves dick.

She’s complaining because she has the typical square mentality, which is like kryptonite to the trve partier.

According to the suit, male executives and talent at ESPN “keep ‘scoreboards’ naming female colleagues they are targeting for sex.” It also alleges that men openly watch porn on their computers, and made comments in Lawrence’s presence like wondering what the singer Rihanna must “taste like,” The New York Post reported.

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The lawsuit — filed in Connecticut district court Sunday — came with an 85-page complaint of lurid, unprofessional details dating back to 2015, the Post added.

Many staff members were mentioned by name in the suit, including former “SportsCenter” anchor Jonathan Coachman, who employed the “ESPN predators’ playbook,” the suit alleged. Lawrence claimed he reached out to her on the pretense of mentorship but tried turning the relationship personal, according to the Post.

Jonathan Coachman is the man to coach you on how to party down.

Apparently this bitch didn’t want to learn the lesson.

The suit specifically targeted ESPN’s human resources department, claiming it frequently ignored Lawrence’s complaints. The department “colluded with (‘SportsCenter’ host John) Buccigross to cover up his misconduct,” the suit alleged, according to the Post, stating her complaints eventually led to her firing in 2017.

Lawrence’s allegations first became public in a December Boston Globe story, in which she claimed Buccigross called her “dollface,” “#dreamgirl,” and “#longlegs” in text messages sent in 2016 along with unsolicited shirtless photos, according to the Post.

John Buccigross is ready to get beaucoup gross with a niggerbitch.

But she’s a square – doesn’t know how to get down and party because she’s too busy hating.

ESPN said Lawrence and Buccigross “had a consensual, personal friendship that spanned months,” according to the Post, and that Lawrence’s allegations were “entirely without merit.”

“I considered Adrienne to be a friend,” Buccigross said in a December statement to the Globe. “I’m sorry if anything I did or said offended Adrienne. It certainly wasn’t my intent.”

This is just another day in the struggle for the eternal partier and his struggle to get his thing on in a world of haters, squares and stiffs.

The eternal square can’t hang with it. He can’t get down. So he has to turn his pent-up nerdrage on everyone else trying to get funky.

The International Partiers Union will be intervening in the ESPN situation with acts which include throwing a blockparty on this niggerbitch’s block to attempt to show her how to get nasty.

We’re bringing Hoodrich Pablo Juan to show that dumb bitch how this game works, and how we roll.