September 24, 2019
The ayy lmaos are coming.
Any day now.
Just wait and see.
A “triangular craft” recorded by the International Space Station live feed “hovering” over Earth has lead viewers to ask if its a US Space Force ship.
The United States Space Force is a proposed space warfare service branch of the US Armed Forces, which is intended to have control over military space operations.
And a newly emerged clip has conspiracists believing the force may have already been implemented.
YouTube conspiracist MrMBB333 uploaded the video over the weekend showing the unidentified craft hovering near to the ISS cameras.
He said after analysing the object and modifying the contrast he was left surprised at his findings.
That’s nothing. My sources have provided actual high-quality pictures of the object, where you can clearly appreciate that this is definitely not related to the United States Space Force.
Check this out:
This is a full-on invasion.
You thought Jews were bad? Try resisting an orbital bombardment from these ships.
It’s time to Leave Our Differences Behind and Embrace Diversity, join forces and fight against the planetary threat of
Climate Change Imperial Star Destroyer UFOs.
We have to do this for the Greater Good.
Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, and her council of Wise Jews will lead us to victory.
The bizarre object was spotted by keen watcher Scott M last week who said he had never seen anything like it before, despite regularly tuning in to the feed.
In the clip, the conspiracist said: “This is not a reflection, in fact, this object over here as you’ll see reflects light itself.
“It seems to be some sort of large triangular craft.”
The man claimed the object sped up before “disappearing” in the live feed.
“You’ll see when I zoom in and put it in slow motion, you’re going to see light reflecting off it and it glistens,” he added.
Not only does the “object” reflect light itself, it will soon start shooting light itself unless all of us adopt a vegan diet and buy a Tesla.
We’re not ready to handle that level of pew-pew-pewing, but we’re ready to rally behind the banners of Greta the Great.
She’ll know what to do. Kids always do.