July 24, 2019
My first instinct here is to defend Ivanka Trump for dinduing nothing wrong. However, upon closer inspection, it is clear that this whole snafu really is all Ivanka’s fault as usual.
President Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka has faced the wrath of the eternally woke for gifting her eight-year-old daughter a white dog. Enraged liberals immediately saw Nazi symbolism in the cutesy image.
In a photo posted to Twitter on Sunday, Ivanka welcomed the first four-legged addition to the Trump clan: a snow-white pooch named Winter. “Meet Winter, Arabella’s birthday dream come true and the newest member of the Kushner family!” Trump gushed on Twitter, after gifting the dog to her daughter Arabella as a birthday present.
It’s incredible how out of touch Ivanka and the entire gaggle of goons that surround Trump are. There is no way that the media wouldn’t interpret a White dog as a symbol of White Supremacy at this point and we all know it.
Ivanka, of course, doesn’t understand anything because she’s as dumb as a rock.
Now, you could make the argument that this was the MAGA family trolling the MSM, and go back down the 44D chess road to nowhere all over again. But the obvious explanation here is that the Trump family, like all insulated huwhytes, do not really understand the full scope of the situation that the country finds itself in.
The Trump phenomenon is best understood by taking into account just how out of touch the Trump family is with the reality of life in Late Stage USSA. They do things that seem based and red-pilled because Donald seems to be permanently living in the 80s while Ivanka seems to be a perpetual Barbie Doll bitch from the era of boy bands and Britney Spears.
Also – let’s talk about the other dog in this story.
The pooch is weird and disproportionate-looking. The nice White color, puffy fur, and blue eyes get you nodding along at first, but the ears are too large and the face is too long.
No offense to the pooch though. I’d still take him for walks and give him treats. He’s innocent in all this.
Some commenters speculated on the dog’s breed, suggesting Winter was part Pomeranian and part Husky. Others –seeing things through the rainbow-tinted goggles of wokeness– saw bare-faced white supremacy.
From the outside looking in, this screams “quintessential Ivanka move” to get a doll-like weird-looking animal that is basically a reflection of Ivanka herself. I bet the poor dogger strides with its front two legs and does the Macarena with the hinds ones when it runs because it’s a weird cosmetic breed made specifically for Ivanka-like airhead women.
Not only that, but the pooch will have to deal with anti-White racism from Jews his entire life.
“How darling,” snarked actress Nancy Lee Grahn. “I see you skipped a rescue and went straight to an Aryan breeder. Does it sit and sieg heil yet?”
“If it was a brown dog, would you put it in a cage?” asked liberal writer Jon Zal, referring to the Trump administration’s controversial policy of separating illegal immigrant children from their parents at the Mexican border.
I bet the other dogs at the park won’t be allowed to play with Winter (shitty, no taste name btw) because their owners will yank them away.
Pray for this pupper. He never had a chance.