July 20, 2019
John McAfee is basically James Bond on steroids.
So many steroids, in fact, that he has to marry a negro female because she’s the only one that can keep up with his T levels.
No wonder the CIA is trying to swoop him.
Cryptocurrency guru John McAfee has claimed that the CIA tried to “collect” him and his wife. The secret services apparently failed, judging by the picture of the couple armed aboard their boat at sea.
McAfee made the claim via his social media platform of choice – Twitter. He said that he is now somewhere at sea after the run-in with the CIA and will remain “dark” for a few days. He accompanied the post with a photo of him and his wife holding weapons on board their yacht.
The CIA has attempted to collect us. We are at sea now and will report more soon. I will continue to be dark for the next few days. pic.twitter.com/o79zsbxISl
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) July 19, 2019
While many users took McAfee’s story at face value, some doubted that the encounter with the CIA actually took place. The comment section was then promptly flooded by McAfee-imposing scammers, pretending to be giving away bitcoins.
In a follow-up tweet, the exiled cryptocurrency evangelist claimed his only wrongdoing is “not filing tax returns,” while everything else is “propaganda” by the US government.
Earlier this year, McAfee announced that he was on the run from the US alongside his wife and living internationally on a “freedom boat” at sea around the Bahamas. It came after a Grand Jury moved to indict him and some of his associates over tax-related charges.
John McAfee is a one-man escape plan, and the CIA is going to have to try harder if they want to bring him down.
He hasn’t done anything anyway, except refuse to pay taxes and maybe murder his neighbor in Belize. And the latter issue is not the CIA’s business, but that of his dead neighbor and his family.
The reason the CIA is on this guy’s ass like a homo is that he’s getting the people off of the Jew dollar and into the crypto markets, where we’re all going to get rich as fuck and be buying beach houses and freedom boats.