June 6, 2018
Rating women based on their attractiveness is awfully patriarchal, after all.
You’ll have to say goodbye to your bikini contests, goyim. It’s a deprecated relic of a bygone age.
Now, women are strong and independent, so we can’t have them compete based on having a nice set of titties and a dumb smile.
Oh, and if you don’t watch the contest anymore? Yeah, that makes you a misogynist pig.
After months of controversy within the Miss America organization, executives announced Tuesday that the nearly century-old pageant will no longer judge contestants on their physical appearance.
Lol. What are they going to judge them on, then?
Judging women on their personality is like judging dogs on their chess skills.
In case you didn’t know, dogs suck at chess. I’ve never lost a match against one.
Judging women on their appearance is a kind, merciful way of giving them rewards based on something which is within their reach, like not eating twinkies 24/7.
Effective this year, the show will scrap the famed swimsuit competition. Instead, the organization said in a press release, “each candidate will participate in a live interactive session with the judges, where she will highlight her achievements and goals in life, and how she will use her talents, passion and ambition to perform the job of Miss America.”
Achievements, goals, talents?
Hate to rain on your parade, there, skanks, but there’s already a reward for that in real life. It’s called, making boatloads of money.
So what the hell is the point of Miss America, then? To find ugly women who “achieved” things and have “great skills,” yet somehow are still unknown, poor losers?
This is not gonna end well.
The changes come on the heels of a major shake-up of the Miss America board. In December, chief executive Sam Haskell and board chairman Lynn Weidner stepped down after a story by HuffPost revealed disparaging emails sent by pageant leaders and staffers about former contestants, using crude language.
Wow, so outrageous, time to burn down this institution I guess.
So because some staff said some politically incorrect things in the past, they put some dumb skank in charge, and now she’s changing the very nature of the contest. In a way that will obviously drive it right into the ground.
Who the hell is going to watch Miss America if there’s no swimsuit contest and all the contestants are ugly bitches who talk about their “accomplishments”?
“My talent is that I can open beer bottles in between my fat rolls. Can I sit down, now? It hurts my legs to stand up.”
Shortly after, Gretchen Carlson — the former Fox News anchor who won Miss America in 1989 — was named the organization’s new chairman. Carlson released a statement Tuesday that also credited the Me Too movement with overhauling the event. Carlson, who sued Fox News CEO Roger Ailes for sexual harassment in 2016 and received a $20 million settlement, has become one of the most outspoken advocates for victims in the Me Too era.
“We are no longer a pageant. Miss America will represent a new generation of female leaders focused on scholarship, social impact, talent and empowerment,” Carlson said in a statement. “We’re experiencing a cultural revolution in our country with women finding the courage to stand up and have their voices heard on many issues. Miss America is proud to evolve as an organization and join this empowerment movement.”
This is completely retarded. First, even if you find some of these one percenter women who have PhDs in computer engineering and who have jobs writing algorithms at Google or some crap like that, you think they’ll be interested in being a part of your stupid popularity contest?
Not to mention, these women who have real “achievements” and “skills” aren’t typically the most photogenic…
So again, this is just going to be some stupid feminist farce, where they take a bunch of skanks with over-inflated egos and no real talent, and have them brag about their non existent achievements in front of a camera.
This was cute when it was done with young, nubile girls who smiled and gave dumb answers to questions.
It’s not going to be cute when these people try to be taken seriously.
It’ll be both pathetic and annoying. And if they want to look honest about “not judging contestants on their looks,” then these girls can’t all be supermodel-tier. So it’s going to be a bunch of ugly, uppity and entitled feminists screeching for hours on end.
Kill me now.
Obviously, this marks the end of Miss America, because no one is going to be watching this crap.