September 18, 2018
He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.
She really is a hero.
I think Mueller needs to look into just exactly what is going on with the shape of Trump’s penis in a lot more detail.