July 1, 2019
It’s Monday, and the first day of current year’s seventh month is upon us.
Phonetically, it’s pronounced “jew-lie.”
It is somewhat surprising that this overtly anti-Semitic month-name has not yet been changed.
What if other months were named “Niggersteal,” “Pajeetpoo,” and/or “Arabgoatrape”?
This is just like that: shocking hateful evil racist oppression.
If you’re going to have anti-Semitic month-names, “July” is pretty good.
“Kikefalsehood,” “Heebdeception,” and “Hooknosedfraudulence” are all a bit unwieldy.
We can’t have that now, can we?
Months are like dance moves: their names need to be simple and catchy.
Likewise, time spent near fences should be somber and mournful.
Just don’t ask me why, alright?
I don’t decide such things.
I’m just saying that if our future is indeed youthful, female, and diverse, then we are destined to express remorse within the vicinity of fences.
Because that is precisely how youthful and diverse females react upon achieving optimum fence proximity.
In this world we live in, there are exactly six million things which can cause great despair.
Fences are trending upward on that list.
One may wonder which other disasters fences may surpass on the grief-inducing chart.
Absolutely tragic, indeed.
If you are capable, I’d suggest 3D printing a stack of tissues to dry your eyes.
If not, then brace yourself; we are about to take an emotional journey.
For educational purposes, we have a collection of images which display mindless hatred.
You will learn about the evil nature of intolerance which holds back human progress.
While viewing these images, remember the atrocities committed unto God’s Chosen People approximately eighty years ago.
The Nazis turned them into lampshades, bars of soap, mattresses, sausages, and piles of ash.
If we refuse to learn lessons from this historic tragedy, they will be getting stuffed into 3D printing machines.
You don’t want to wipe your eyes with jew tissues, do you?
You don’t want to see kosher crane and frog origami, do you?
If not, you’re in the right place.
It’s time to get armed with visual information.
I don’t know about you, but I am literally shaking.
Such hatred. Wow.
To recover from witnessing such irrational hatred, I’m gonna spend some time in nature.
Catch you all next week.