April 1, 2019
It’s Monday – and it’s the first day of April, too.
This means I have two more weeks to get my taxes done.
Some people call it procrastination; I call it planning ahead.
The money’s being spent on useful things, right?
I came here to deliver a brief narrative and post memes, and I’m all out of narrative.
For those of you who were expecting more narrative, this is surely a punch to the groin.
You’ll survive, though. I have faith.
Have a good week, friends.