May 13, 2019
It’s Monday the 13th of May.
Today’s birthdays are Stephen Colbert (55), Luciana Berger (38) and Dennis Rodman (58).
#3 result: “Hot”?
Alright! Fire up the ovens!
Gas first though, obviously.
Again: If you want to do the full “oven and gas” combo, gas first.
You could take the “oven first” approach, sure – but you’ll be gassing ashes later.
And let us remember the Chicago Cubs fan who received a lifetime ban from Wrigley Field.
The reason for the ban: his hateful hands made a Shlomo shiver.
These genocidal gestures have gotten out of hand.
Anyway, we ought to review our repertoire of palm-and-finger pogroms.
Practice and share each of these secret signals and symbols with your brothers.
These are the Hands of Hatred.
Become proficient enough to perform each of these gestures within seven seconds.
Then, and only then, will you be worthy of flying through the skies on Falkor the Luckdragon.
This is 100% accurate neon-Nazi White Supremacist canon, btw.
Below you, the unworthy subhuman masses shall wear expressions of shock and grief.
So practice ’em.
Here are some memes and incendiary images for you to view as you practice.
Sure, they may be a distraction – but fretting over difficulty levels is gay.
That’s it for this Monday.
Have a good week, frens.