April 15, 2019
It’s Monday, and a recent space adventure ended in tragedy.
The tragedy resulted in approximately 99.92% of the world’s population experiencing euphoric smugness.
Two days earlier, the House Judiciary Committee held a hearing on White Nationalism.
Various aspiring rappers were joined by a group of vagabond Yacatecuhtli cultists in condemning the existence of their primary caregivers.
Their message was unified and clear:
“Oy vey bix nood, slavery holocaust shekels an’ shheeeiiitt; I have six million dreams, muffuggen goyim.”
However, this brave and stunning message was barely heard over the 109-decibel sucking sound emerging from the White House.
The FLOTUS (Father-in-Law of the United States) continued tipping his Federal Fedora.
Disappointing and increasingly predictable. Sad!
That doesn’t stop the memes, though.
Those are just getting started.
That’s all for this week.
Catch you all next Monday.
Have a good week, friends.
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