March 18, 2019
It’s Monday, and some people are very unhappy.
Don’t be one of those people.
You can if you want, of course – but you don’t have to.
Absolutely part and parcel.
Living in a big city increases your chances of getting an IRL “game over” screen.
These things are going to happen occasionally on our way towards becoming a peaceful diverse society.
However, the vibrant and prosperous tranquility is certainly within our reach.
If everyone can simply channel their hatred (i.e., sense of self-preservation) into subservience and submission to a Global Group of Hook-Nosed Elites, the world will be immediately healed.
Hit points will be fully restored, and all negative statuses will be removed.
The sad feelings will be gone, replaced by feelings of bubbly bliss.
So don’t be overcome with grief.
Get your tikkun olam on!
Stare wide-eyed into the wonderful future which awaits us.
Follow the progressive agenda, and rejoice at the signs of progress!
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It is time to get into the bulk of this week’s meme collection, after all.
…And this week’s collection of memes now comes to a close.
Catch you all next week.