January 21, 2019
Monday’s here, and people are extremely angry.
People are livid; they are seething with rage.
Why, you ask?
Well, it’s like this: someone committed a crime against humanity.
What manner of crime, you ask?
Smiling While White.
You can not Smile While White in current year.
It’s super oppressive.
It is not only super oppressive, but contagious as well.
Smiling While White directly influences others to exhibit similar criminal behavior.
You know who else Smiled While White?
Smiling While White will lead to another Colonialist Holocaust Crusade.
It’s heading that way, and it needs to stop immediately.
If you have European ancestry and feel the urge to grin: STOP.
Stifle that hateful grin, White Man.
Want to see smiles on the faces of people around you?
It is possible – but those smiles must be imported.
Let’s clear that up.
This is what you think your smile looks like:
This is what your smile actually looks like:
Let’s get on with this Monday’s memes.
Just remember: No smiling.
…And thus concludes another episode of Memetic Monday.
Quite the adventure, no?
Catch you all next Monday.
Have a good week, friends.