July 9, 2019
It’s not Monday, but that’s okay.
We have ducks.
If you came here looking for ducks, you’re good.
If you were looking for other things, you’d best look elsewhere.
Just keep looking around, that’s my advice.
If you’ve lost six million things, you’ll find them eventually.
Maybe try looking in the freezer or the oven? I don’t know.
If you were looking for an actual narrative, I’d recommend the other articles here.
It’s been a pretty good week for articles here, after all.
The only thing I ought to be writing is a letter of resignation.
For months, my enthusiasm for sharing memes has been bottlenecked by horrible rural internet.
I don’t enjoy complaining about it; I know things could be worse.
At least I haven’t been mistaken for an iguana, y’know?
So I have that to be thankful for. Hooray, hurrah!
Still, the problem is a major barrier when it comes to producing punctual pictorial articles of high quality.
It’s not the good kind of major barrier, frens.
We still need those.
People ought to be diligent about the responsibilities they accept.
However, people also ought to be honest to themselves and accept when they can no longer consistently perform those responsibilities.
That’s where I’m at.
I like honesty.
You like honesty too, don’t you?
I’m sure you’ll like your next host, as well.
Whoever that may be, I’ll be providing full support from the sub-56kbps sidelines.
For now, it’s time for another round of memes.
Let’s roll ’em out.
That’s all for this week.
To the Stormer BBS Bros who have been providing material for the past 49 Mondays, thank you.
Please continue to support your new host.
And, of course: Thanks to Andrew Anglin for offering this opportunity a year ago.
It has been an honor, sir.