Mercedes-Benz to Their Customers: “It’s Time to Get Fucked Up the Ass”

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 18, 2019

There is an absolute trend of popular advertisements from multinational corporations demanding that their customers get fucked up the ass.

Mercedes-Benz Canada just put out one such ad, with several homosexual figures talking about the rainbow and how it is a symbol of men aggressively ramming their cocks into each other’s buttholes.

The message to the consumer is clear: “It’s time for you to get fucked up your ass.”

This may seem like a strange message for a multinational corporation to send to their customers, but apparently, the goyim really love it when corporations lecture them on the importance of being anal.

The Mercedes ad comes after an ad by Burger King which also instructed customers that they should rush to the nearest gay bar and find a large man to give them an anal prolapse in the toilet if they want to get the full burger experience.

Just so, Mercedes is a fun car to drive, but it’s even funner to get fucked in the ass in the back seat than to drive it.

So, next time you’re in a Mercedes-Benz with another man, you might want to consider fucking each other in the ass in the back seat in order to get the full Mercedes experience.

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