October 31, 2018
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, Robert Mueller.
It tolls for thee.
Special counsel Robert Mueller has referred to the FBI allegations that women were “offered money” to make “false claims” about him, a spokesman said Tuesday.
Spokesman Peter Carr released this statement to CNBC:
When we learned last week of allegations that women were offered money to make false claims about the Special Counsel, we immediately referred the matter to the FBI for investigation.
Jack Burkman, a conservative commentator who claims to be a registered lobbyist, said in a tweet Tuesday that “we will reveal the first of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s sex assault victims” on Thursday.
Burkman has frequently called on Trump to fire Mueller, along with Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who oversees the special counsel, and Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who had recused himself from interfering in the probe.
He even offered a $25,000 reward to any whistleblower who could offer concrete evidence of FBI wrongdoing in those investigations, The Washington Times reported in February.
This guy seems legit.
Some sad news. On Thursday, November 1, at the Rosslyn
Holiday Inn at noon, we will reveal the first of Special Counsel Robert
Mueller's sex assault victims. I applaud the courage and dignity and
grace and strength of my client. pic.twitter.com/wZVQeHD45r
— Jack Burkman (@Jack_Burkman) October 30, 2018
Whatever. Doesn’t really matter.
I believe women who are accusing my political enemies of things, and I think this is everyone’s view.
…the women who are accusing Mueller are lying…
…even though they don’t know who it is yet.
They’re ostensibly basing their conclusions on the fact that the guy bringing the women out is a partisan hack – but whatever you think of the guy, he is soliciting women to come forward, so if the women were telling the truth, they would still be most likely to go to him.
I’m not even going to say “so much for ‘believe women'” – because:
- That is obvious, and
- I am not so naive as to have believed that their policy was “believe women no matter what” – it was obvious from the beginning it was “believe women when they are accusing our enemies of whatever”
Again: I’ll believe whoever is accusing my enemies.
Although I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it’s true.
Why wouldn’t it be true?
He looks like a rapey sonovabitch.
I wouldn’t leave my dog alone with that drowsy looking motherfucker.
But it doesn’t matter if it’s true.
Really, Mueller doesn’t matter anymore, because if he had anything at all he would have released it before the midterms and after the midterms Jeff Sessions is getting fired and so Jew Rosenstein will no longer be in charge of the investigation and so Mueller will be fired.