Negro Blog Works for White Overlord Andrew Anglin for Free, Producing Incredible Résumé

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 27, 2017

I want to thank Negro blog The Root for writing a résumé for me.

Writing a resume is a difficult task, so it’s great to have Negroes doing that kind of task for me for free.

It’s kinda like the good old days, when Negroes used to do all sorts of things for us for free.

Thanks, guys.

I’m grateful you still have some of that old “do jobs for white people for free” spirit of your ancestors in you.

Rich/Infamous/Powerful Asshole

Andrew Anglin

Career objective: To start a race war

Experience: Founder of white supremacist website the Daily Stormer

Career highlights:

• According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Daily Stormer has eclipsed Stormfront as the most popular white supremacist hate site on the internet (SPLC didn’t include Whitehouse.gov).
• Created the popular hashtags #RaceWarNow and #GasTheKikes.
• Inspired Dylann Roof, who killed nine parishioners at the historic Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, S.C., in hopes of starting a race war.
• Inspired James Jackson, charged with stabbing to death a 66-year-old black man in New York City’s Times Square in hopes of starting a race war.

References:

• Richard Spencer—the inventor of the term “alt-right.”
• Tanya Gersh—Andrew Anglin convinced thousands of Daily Stormer readers to harass this Jewish woman who sued Anglin after she received numerous death threats.
• Taylor Dumpson—American University’s first black female student body president, whom Anglin convinced his legions to terrorize by placing nooses and bananas around campus.

I wasn’t even aware I did most of these things. But it’s on a blog, so it must be true.

Maybe they embellished a bit. But everyone does that on résumés.

Regrettably, I already have a job and don’t plan to apply for another one, so this isn’t really that useful to me.

But I’m grateful they took the time.

It’s a nice birthday present.