November 9, 2018
Obviously, changing your age is a whole helluva lot less bizarre than changing your sex.
I see no reason that this man should not be accommodated.
In the quixotic battle against old age, some people use skin care and spin class.
That’s not enough for Emile Ratelband, a 69-year-old who feels like he’s in his 40s. The Dutch pensioner is asking a court in his hometown of Arnhem, southeast of Amsterdam, to change his birth certificate so that it says he took his first breath on March 11, 1969, rather than on March 11, 1949. The judges heard his case Monday and promised they would render a verdict in the next several weeks.
Ratelband sees his request as no different from a petition to change his name or the gender he was assigned at birth — and isn’t bothered that this comparison might offend transgender people, whose medical needs have been recognized by the American Medical Association. It comes down to free will, he maintains.
“Because nowadays, in Europe and in the United States, we are free people,” he said in an interview with The Washington Post. “We can make our own decisions if we want to change our name, or if we want to change our gender. So I want to change my age. My feeling about my body and about my mind is that I’m about 40 or 45.”
Being in his 40s would make his life much better, he explained.
For one, it would boost his dating prospects. “If you’re 69 on Tinder, you’re outdated,” reasoned Ratelband, who has seven children and is now without a partner. His friends urge him just to modify his age on dating apps. “But I don’t want to lie,” he said. “If you lie, you have to remember everything you say.”
I think this is probably a troll, mocking trannies.
But it doesn’t really matter if it is or isn’t. A point is being made here. If people are allowed to choose their own realities, then there is no bottom on anything.
And if this goes through, there is no reason that a man in his 50s can’t claim to be both a woman and a teenager and get access to high school girls’ locker rooms.
The whole “choose your own reality” scheme is nothing more or less than a Jewish plot to fuck up society. There is no internal consistency in any of it. These people are saying you are born gay but you choose your sex. They’re promoting women’s rights and Islamic law at the same time.
It is all just designed to destroy.
And I feel strongly that accelerating it is a good thing. Which is why I recommend that you readers just start filling out forms saying you’re women. You don’t have to have long hair or wear dresses or anything. Just put it on the forms that you’re a woman. Get into women’s gym classes and on women’s sports teams, use title 9 to use affirmative action laws to get employment.
Seriously – you can do this right now. Nothing is stopping you. I’m talking to you, the guy reading this right now.
Women basically can’t be fired from jobs. You can claim you are a woman – just all of the sudden say you changed your mind, and you’re a woman now – and then get promotions for doing absolutely nothing, and scream discrimination if they try to stop you.
And this cannot be fraud, ever, because there is no standard for this beyond “it’s what I feel I am.”
The fact that more people are not exploiting this is nuts to me.
The social contract was burned a long time ago – you don’t owe anyone anything anymore.
Seriously – DO IT.