NEWS ON A PLANE: WOMAN SUCKED OUT THE WINDOW OF A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!111

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 18, 2018

HOLY SHIT TALK ABOUT NEWS ON A PLANE – I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF SOMEONE GETTING REAL LIFE SUCKED OUT OF A PLANE.

I HAVE SEEN IT IN SO MANY MOVIES – NOW IT’S REAL!

WHOA!

Fox News:

A woman who died Tuesday after an engine on a Southwest Airlines flight apparently exploded mid-flight has been identified and described as a “remarkable” woman.

Jennifer Riordan, of Albuquerque, New Mexico, was a mother of two and a Wells Fargo bank executive. She was taken to a Pennsylvania hospital in critical condition after Flight 1380 made an emergency landing at Philadelphia International Airport around 11:20 a.m.

Witnesses told WCAU that a woman was “partially sucked out” of an airplane window and shrapnel from the exploded engine smashed it, but it remains unclear whether Riordan was that passenger.

SO SHE WAS HALF-WAY SUCKED OUT AND HER BODY PLUGGED THE HOLE!!!!1

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS

SUCKED RIGHT THE FUCK OUT

STRAIGHT OUT OF MOTHERFUCKING GOLDFINGER

JUMPING JERUSALEM

MOVIES ARE COMING TO LIFE

THIS CAN ONLY END WELL

BEST NEWS ON A PLANE EVER