October 20, 2018
I have to admit.
Some of it even kinda edgy.
- Two years ago, Trump was here and made some waves with his remarks, so last year you went with Paul Ryan, who’s a Boy Scout, and that’s fine but a little boring. So this year, you wanted to spice things up again. I get it, you wanted an Indian woman, but Elizabeth Warren failed her DNA test…Actually, when the president found out I was Indian-American, he asked me if I was the same tribe as Elizabeth Warren.
- Jeff Sessions wanted to be here, but he recused himself. Actually, I saw Jeff Sessions earlier today, but not in New York—I saw him on LinkedIn, looking for a job.
- I saw when recently (President Barack Obama) said that we’re not supposed to use the FBI or the Justice Department to punish political enemies. Comey, McCabe and Strzok said, now you tell us! Turns out what President Obama meant to say — ‘That’s what we use the IRS for.
- The President got really mad about Woodward’s book, really mad. The book compared him to a fifth grader. A lot of Democrats seized on that, until they realized, they got beat by a fifth grader.
Not bad, not bad.
Horrible to watch though.
You see, these are just jokes written by a white man that she was reading. Doing a very bad job of reading.
Women are bad people and they are not funny. Hindu females are the worst of the lot.
Except that thing where they jump on their husband’s burning body is kinda lol.