NYT: If You Don’t Like Star Wars, You May be a Russian Spy!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
December 29, 2019

Russia hacked Star Wars and if you didn’t like the movie, you may just be a Russian bot trying to undermine America’s Human Rights Freedom Democracy™.

It had nothing to do with the fact that Disney is a multi-billion dollar company that cannot make a fun, light-hearted, family-friendly adventure movie to save its life.

Now, no sane person reads the opinion section of the New York Times, and anyway, it’s behind a paywall now. So we have to rely on screenshots from the people that take themselves very seriously and actually pay to read what the Jews have to say.

This story was brought to my attention by Brianna Wu, who some of you may remember as the ghoulish MtF tranny that got famous during Gamergate for getting cyber-bullied by Gamer Partisans in the Twitter Wars:

This “Russian troll” media hoax is old but apparently not played out yet.

It was initially successful because it relied on hacking and repurposing Boomer Cold War conditioning to get them to start hating Russia for being anti-freedums and other such things.

Most Boomers DO believe that Russia meddled in the election in some way because they don’t understand the cyber, and still remember and fear an imminent Communist invasion.

On the other hand, most Millennials seem to fear and loathe Russia as well because they’ve been fed a drip-diet of Russia being a Fascist dictatorship. I’ve yet to meet a normie Boomer or Millennial who had a somewhat balanced view of Russia.

Two sides of the same coin, those two generations.

After we pillow the Boomers, we should have a serious talk about what to do with Millennials. The more I think about it, the more I realize that Masturbatorium Death Factories are the solution to all of our problems. But that’s a discussion for another time, I suppose.

For those keeping track at home, this is what Russia has officially been blamed for by the Jewish media:

  • Hacking an election to get Orange Man elected
  • Causing Global Warming
  • Masturbating 6 million gays to death in camps
  • Creating an army of ‘roided up super-athletes/soldiers
  • Promoting Communism/Fascism
  • Hacking the Star Wars franchise

If Russia actually did even one of those things, I would unironically respect Russia more. Instead, they seem to be content to bleat about how unfairly the West is treating them. Not a winning look. This is either because they still haven’t worked out a coherent post-USSR worldview, or because they are playing for time. We just don’t know yet and trying to read Kremlin tea leaves is frustrating to say the least.

In reality, I do understand why normies find it so hard to believe that it was even possible to mangle the Star Wars this badly. It does suggest a deliberate conspiracy because there really is no other excuse for this level of cringe and fan abuse. The natural inclination is to start thinking about who could have been responsible for the subverting.

In the end, pretty much every Russia hoax boils down to the normies simply being unable to understand the Jew and his desire to subvert and destroy everything that the goyim love.

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