Planet of the Apes Government of America Now Being Rightfully Talked-Down to by Uganda

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 26, 2014

The President of Uganda is a civilized man.
The President of Uganda is a civilized man.

It is quite bad enough that these United States, once forming the most powerful nation on the planet, are constantly being shamed by Russia, a country which just twenty years ago had to completely shut down its government because it couldn’t function anymore. Ceaselessly, the leadership of Russia is given opportunity to talk-down to our monkey leader as if he is a special needs child throwing a tantrum in a supermarket.

Now, something exponentially more shameful has happened, as the Planet of the Apes government which the people of this country have chosen to represent us is being talked down to by the President of Uganda.

Barack Obama, who has a pathological obsession with trotting around the globe and encouraging anal sex between men to be recognized as the greatest thing that a human being can ever possibly do, recently issued a bizarre warning to the African nation of Uganda, saying if they did not legalize these sick anal behaviors, he would not be friends with them anymore.   This is clear bullying, a veiled threat that if Uganda does not alter their society in order to meet modern liberal normals of anti-morality, they will be punished in some fashion.

"Nigga yo don lyk it when da man be put his pole up da oder mans hole? Dawg we aint be frens no mo, and yall be luggy if I don bomb yalls azz." -Barack Obama, representing the people of the United States to the world.
“Nigga yo don lyk it when da man be put his pole up da oder mans hole? Dawg we aint be frens no mo, and yall be luggy if I don bomb yalls azz. Up in dees umtited stays, we gots us a progim wer da anal behabor be da nummer one issue.” -Barack Obama, representing the people of the United States to the world.

The President of Uganda, Yoweri Museveni, responded to Obama with a scathing letter, making him look as ridiculous as Putin makes him look every other day.

Shame, America.  Shame on you and shame on I.

Below is the full text of that letter.

I have seen the statement H.E President Obama of the USA made in reaction to my statement that I was going to sign the anti-homosexual Bill, which I made at Kyankwanzi. Before I react to H.E. Obama’s statement, let me, again, put on record my views on the issue of homo-sexuals (ebitiingwa, bisiyaga in some of our dialects). Right from the beginning of this debate, my views were as follows:

1. I agreed with the MPs and almost all Ugandans that promotion of homosexuality in Uganda must be criminalized or rather should continue to be criminalized because the British had already done that;

2. those who agreed to become homosexuals for mercenary reasons (prostitutes) should be harshly punished as should those who paid them to be homosexual prostitutes; and

3. exhibitionism of homosexual behavior must be punished because, in this part of the World, it is forbidden to publicly exhibit any sexual conduct (kissing, etc) even for heterosexuals; if I kissed my wife of 41 years in public, I would lose elections in Uganda.

The only point I disagreed on with some of the Members of Parliament (MPs) and other Ugandans was on the persons I thought were born homosexual. According to the casual observations, there are rare deviations in nature from the normal. You witness cases like albinos (nyamagoye), barren women or men (enguumba), epa (breastless women) etc. I, therefore, thought that similarly there were people that were born with the disorientation of being attracted to the same sex. That is why I thought that that it was wrong to punish somebody on account of being born abnormal. That is why I refused to sign the Bill and, instead, referred it to our Party (the NRM) to debate it again.

In the meantime, I sought for scientific opinions on this matter. I am grateful to Ms. Kerry Kennedy of the USA who sent me opinions by scientists from the USA saying that there could be some indications that homosexuality could be congenital. In our conference, I put these opinions to our scientists from the Department of Genetics, the School of Medicine and the Ministry of Health. Their unanimous conclusion was that homosexuality, contrary to my earlier thinking, was behavioural and not genetic. It was learnt and could be unlearnt. I told them to put their signatures to that conclusion which they did. That is why I declared my intention to sign the Bill, which I will do. I have now received their signed document, which says there is no single gene that has been traced to cause homosexuality. What I want them to clarify is whether a combination of genes can cause anybody to be homosexual. Then my task will be finished and I will sign the Bill.

After my statement to that effect which was quoted widely around the World, I got reactions from some friends from outside Africa. Statements like: “it is a matter of choice” or “whom they love” which President Obama repeated in his statement would be most furiously rejected by almost the entirety of our people. It cannot be a matter of choice for a man to behave like a woman or vice-versa. The argument I had pushed was that there could be people who are born like that or “who they are”, according to President Obama’s statement. I, therefore, encourage the US government to help us by working with our Scientists to study whether, indeed, there are people who are born homosexual. When that is proved, we can review this legislation. I would be among those who will spearhead that effort. That is why I had refused to sign the Bill until my premise was knocked down by the position of our Scientists.

I would like to discourage the USA government from taking the line that passing this law will “complicate our valued relationship” with the USA as President Obama said. Countries and Societies should relate with each other on the basis of mutual respect and independence in decision making. “Valued relationship” cannot be sustainably maintained by one Society being subservient to another society. There are a myriad acts the societies in the West do that we frown on or even detest. We, however, never comment on those acts or make them preconditions for working with the West. Africans do not seek to impose their views on anybody. We do not want anybody to impose their views on us. This very debate was provoked by Western groups who come to our schools and try to recruit children into homosexuality. It is better to limit the damage rather than exacerbate it.

I thank everybody.

Yoweri K. Museveni Gen. (Rtd)

18th February 2014.

Oh Mr. Uganda.  The Penis goes into the butthole. Science has proven this is the correct method.  Now you must pay the price for denying science.
Oh Mr. Uganda. The Penis goes into the butthole. Science has proven this is the correct method. Now you must pay the price for denying science.