November 6, 2018
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more vibrant.
Spanish police have arrested 13 people on suspicion of using black magic to coerce Brazilian transgenders into prostitution and drug dealing.
This is truly top-notch. Let’s count the vibrants:
- Black magic (alternative religion!)
- Brazilians and other spics.
- Recreational drugs.
What more could one ask for?
This irrefutably proves diversity works, and it’s enriching our cultures in ways we didn’t think possible.
This is what a drug-dealer looks like.
Officials in Murcia, south-east Spain, confirmed Wednesday that they had busted the crime ring, arresting citizens from Colombia, Brazil, Peru, Spain, and Romania.
Negros, mestizos, white people… we’re just missing an oriental.
The traffickers were led by a Brazilian national living in Spain who preyed on “vulnerable” transgender youths and trafficked them illegally overseas.
What I’m seeing here is a brave young man that is thinking outside the box, finding new ways to get more People of Planet Color into Europe to help us with our pensions by prostituting them.
This also liberates them sexually, so it’s a win-win.
Shouldn’t people be free to buy drugs from Brazilian transgender voodoo-controlled drug dealers that just want a better life?
Police also came across “effects related to Santería [an Afro-Caribbean voodoo-like religion which includes aspects of Catholicism] and black magic” — which investigators believe were used to coerce the Brazilians.
The above was found by the police.
They’re sharing their folksy traditional religion with us.
Definitely not black magic though. Thinking that would be racist.
Do you have magic?
Of course you don’t. This is why we need these Dreamers. They’re adding much-needed magicalness to our bland, boring culture.
Don’t give me that look.
Don’t you wanna be like Harry Potter or something? Do Jedi mind tricks?
Don’t you want to be a wizard?
This would not be the first time that illegal migrants had been forced into prostitution in Spain using black magic.
Don’t you want to coerce your own group of Brazilian transgenders?
Black magic is real.
We have such sights to show you.