Political Mastermind and Human Blob-Monster Michael Moore Wants Michelle Obama to Run

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
August 3, 2019

By the way… do you think it was an accident that Moore was wearing a Planet of the Apes T-shirt when he announced his support for Michael Obama as president? Is that racist? 

When Michael Moore rises from his food coma to share his political wisdom with the world, I perk up and listen.

He isn’t impressed by the current crop of Democrat hopefuls and believes that the Left needs someone with star power and powerful silverback shoulders to pull off this last-minute Hail Michael.

The Hill:

Filmmaker Michael Moore said in a new interview that there is only one candidate up to the challenge to “crush” President Trump in 2020, “and her last name rhymes with Obama.”

“In fact, it is Obama — Michelle Obama,” Moore said on MSNBC. “Everybody watching this right now knows she is a beloved American and she would go in there and she would beat him.”

Moore said it is not enough to have a Democratic candidate who will defeat Trump, noting that his 2016 Democratic opponent, Hillary Clinton, won 3 million more votes nationwide.

“The only way to remove Trump is to crush Trump. And that’s the question that has to be asked, who can crush Trump? Who’s the street fighter?” Moore said.

He said four of the Democratic presidential candidates — former Vice President Joe Biden, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) — could beat Trump. But he said that is not enough.

Obama, he said, would be able to crush Trump.

“She would beat him in the debates, he wouldn’t be able to bully her, he wouldn’t be able to nickname her,” he said.  

Well, he’d be right on the money with that analysis if he were dealing with any other man. Most Republicans would be mortified by the idea of coming up with a nickname for a non-White. Donald Trump, on the other hand, relishes the chance to make fun of black people.

The nicknames that he would undoubtedly conjure up for Michelle would provide the meme fuel for his re-election bid.

We would, of course, help him along in this department.

Black people are very easy to make fun of. It has something to do with their outsized ego contrasting with their actual abilities. Everything that they do is so cartoonish and over-the-top and childlike that they amuse White people to no end. It makes sense why people used to treat them as an amusement park oddity in better days. If you subtract the gore and mayhem, their daily shenanigans could have provided entertainment for White people for centuries upon centuries – just as God intended.

As for Michelle… well.

We’d have a field day with her/it.

It’s a shame that no one listens to Michael Moore anymore.

It could have been fun!