September 20, 2019
Greta Thunberg has become the absolute talk of the global town. This bitch is literally the most important person on earth. There are protests all across the world right now that she is leading based on the theory of global warming – a pseudoscientific cult doctrine that claims humans control the weather and that we must atone for the sin of making the weather too warm by eating maggots and buying a $95,000 sports car from Elon Musk.
Look at these photos from the front page of The Guardian right now.
Literally right now there are protests across the entire planet against warm weather.
That is all part of an extremist cult movement of which Greta Thunberg is the ideological figurehead.
And understand: this is all nonsensical. No one with any ability for basic critical thinking believes in the global warming hoax. Especially not after Al Gore told us New York would be under water by 2012. So this is a cult driven by various personalities who stir up emotions in stupid people.
However, with all of the celebrity of Ms. Thunberg, and the fact that her own Asperger’s charisma is leading the agenda, none have dared ask the obvious question: would you hit that?
And before anyone starts thinking there’s anything perverted about this: no, she’s not a child. The bitch is 16 years old, which is the age of consent almost everywhere in the world. She just looks like a child because she doesn’t have any breasts, probably because she was a child vegan which caused a crisis in her endocrine system.
Anyway, yeah – the bitch is legal, it’s fair enough to ask whether people want to fuck her, because someone must want to fuck her or she wouldn’t be famous and powerful and the leader of a global revolutionary cult.
Before you answer this question, let’s look at some of the beautiful images of Ms. Thunberg.
Now seriously, be honest.
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