August 10, 2019
What? Can’t hear you over all the demons.
“Pope” Francis is concerned that once more the Sith will rule the galaxy and we shall have… peace.
The Synagogue of Satan just can’t stop bringing Hitler into everything.
Pope Francis compared European nationalism to Hitler’s rise to power today after Italy’s Matteo Salvini attempted to tighten his grip on power.
Italy’s Deputy Prime Minister, whose slogan is ‘Italians first,’ pulled support for the coalition government and called for snap elections on Thursday.
Salvini had urged for a ‘sovereignist’ right-wing front to challenge the EU in European elections earlier this year.
The pope warned, in an interview published in La Stampa on Friday, that ‘sovereignism reveals an attitude toward isolation‘ and compared increasing nationalism to Adolf Hitler’s rise to power in the 1930s.
‘I am concerned because we hear speeches that resemble those of Hitler in 1934. “Us first, We… We…” These are frightening thoughts,’ the pope told the Turin paper.
Your people first? Literally Hitler.
Tired of putting everyone else first and trying to stand up for yourself? Literally Hitler.
Government that puts its people above foreigners? Literally the Third Reich.
What? Still can’t hear you over Satan’s minions.
What if you have “an attitude toward isolation” though? Can’t people choose to be left alone? Why can’t we just close our borders and say “kindly fuck off and leave me alone”? We don’t really need to let anyone into our land. We don’t need to let anyone fuck our women. We don’t need to let anyone shit on our streets. Those are not requirements to do business or whatever.
‘Sovereignty must be defended, but relations with other countries, with the European community must also be protected and promoted,’ the pope said.
He did not mention Salvini or any other specific cases in Europe.
‘Sovereignism is an exaggeration that always ends badly: it leads to war‘.
Translation Onion below.
- Layer 1: “Sovereignty must be defended but not a lot, otherwise it ends badly.”
- Layer 2: “Just don’t resist, goy.”
- Layer 3: “If you defend your land, we’re coming after you and it will end badly for you.”
Translation Onion’s verdict is “GET ON TOR”
This should come as no surprise considering Francis’ affinity for big black feet.
No wonder he wants European people to accept blacks and browns. He wants a bigger selection of black toes to suck on.
He may soon start encouraging sucking dick too.
You never know with this “Pope.”