February 5, 2014
Vladimir Putin’s plan in releasing Pussy Riot is now clear. He meant to use them as a weapon against America.
The two whores whose names no one can pronounce appeared with Jew-tool Stephen Colbert last night.
With the help of a translator, the Russian punk performers spoke of their gripes with Russian President Vladimir Putin, explaining, “We have different ideas about a bright future, and we don’t want a shirtless man on a horse leading us into that bright future.”
Both women had quick-witted replies and offered insights into their ordeals over the past 18 months. Asked what they did that got them arrested, they replied simply, “We sang a fun song at a church.” Asked to elaborate on whether their early release from prison was a PR move by Putin in advance of the Sochi Olympics, they said, “We don’t think it improved the image of Russia, so maybe Putin made a mistake and should throw us back in jail.”
The group also revealed the reason for their visit to the States: they’re touring American prisons and meeting with human rights activists.