July 30, 2018
We knew Putin had strong connections to brown bears.
But it seems his bear connections runs even deeper.
A polar bear has been shot dead after it attacked a cruise ship guard on Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, within the Arctic Circle.
The guard suffered non-life-threatening head injuries and is said to be in a stable condition.
He was assigned to protect tourists who had landed on Svalbard’s northernmost island from the MS Bremen, which is operated by Hapag-Lloyd Cruises.
The German cruise company said a second guard shot the bear “in self-defence”.
The injured man was airlifted to hospital in the town of Longyearbyen, on Spitsbergen island.
342 intelligence services have all agreed that Putin hacked this polar bear or colluded with it or something.
Mueller – a highly respected professional who always behaves like an adult – is on the case already.
It looks like it might not be porn stars or boomer beach houses that takes Trump down – but rogue arctic bears.
The White House did not immediately respond to questions about why it worked with Russia and this bear to attack Norway and hack their cruise ship.