Scientists Say July Was Hottest Month Ever! Glaciers Imploding! Greta Thunberg Reality Show!

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
August 16, 2019

BELIEVE SCIAHANCE!

People eating meat are setting the climate on fire.

Daily Mail:

Scientists say this past July was the hottest month on Earth in 140 years of record-keeping, and brought Arctic and Antarctic sea ice to historic lows.

A report from by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration confirmed that last month was both the hottest July and the ‘hottest month on record for the planet,’ with the global temperature 0.95 degrees Celsius (1.71 degrees Fahrenheit) warmer than the 20th century average for the month.

The numbers also mean 2019 now ties with 2017 as the second-hottest year on record based on global temperatures from January through July.

The NOAA results had been expected after several European countries reported new all-time temperature records in July.

Scientists say the upward trend will likely continue because of man-made climate change. Last month narrowly topped the previous July record, set in 2016, by 0.03 C (0.05 F).

And, June of this year had already set a sizzling record for that month over the past 140 years.

Yes, everything that happens to the climate is somehow a consequence of the actions of people, which is why we have to start doing rainmaking dances to invoke soothing rain and fight back against the heat from hell.

This is no joke, guys, glaciers are imploding.

WE DID THIS.

Daily Mail:

This is the dramatic moment a kayaker paddles towards a glacier before it breaks up –  sending huge blocks of ice into the lake.

In the video, shot near Spencer Glacier in Alaska, Josh Bastyr is drenched by the water which is displaced by the tumbling chunks of ice as they break off the glacier in a process known as calving.

Worry not, though, because Climate Hero Greta Thunberg is in on the case.

She’s coming to fix this mess.

She won’t talk with Donald Trump, OBVIOUSLY, because Orange Man Bad.

Bad Orange Man is not that special anyways.

Of course, as the Paragon of Climate, she’s using “Climate Neutral Transportation” to avoid disturbing the Climate God.

She was busy meeting all kinds of “leaders” before she decided to come to America to save the planet from evil humans.

As you can see, this is a proper reality show about Greta Thunberg Saving the Planet.

I mean, check this out:

Aren’t you excited about recording and sharing the every move that this autistic girl makes?

By “every move” I really mean every move.

After producing Greta Thunberg Saves the Planet — which was my first ever incursion into the world of television — I came to realize that she isn’t that ugly if you put some makeup on her and the lighting is juuuust right.

Check this out:

She really cares about this issue, which is an issue she was told she should care about by propaganda and propagandist teachers.

Considering the levels of autistic determination that she displays on her quest to save the planet from literally nothing, imagine the level of pure anti-Semitism that she could unleash if she suddenly realized what the real threat actually is.

It’s not too late for you, Greta. 

Proposed Climate Change solutions don’t work.

The only viable strategy to save the planet starts with securing the survival of our people.

DO IT FOR HER

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