October 5, 2017
In new shocking news nobody could have predicted, Russia did not affect the vote count in the 2016 American election at all! Wow!
In even more shocking news, 3000 ads costing $100,000 could not have had any real impact on the presidential campaign either!
Of course, they still hacked the election.
It was probably a satellite hiding in a wormhole, the event horizon of which is located in the Nazi moon base on the dark side of the moon.
This satellite must have hacked the brains of every US citizen who voted for Trump, there is no other possibility.