Stalin Never Managed to Take Away Your Hamburgers – But Ocasio-Cortez Will!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 1, 2019

Stalin tried to take your hamburger.

He failed.

Now, there is a new and rising threat against your hamburger.


Hamburgers, the iconic American fast-food staple, have become the latest battlefield in US culture and political wars, with conservatives accusing ‘Green New Deal’ Democrats of being secret Reds for going after red meat.

“They want to take your pickup truck, they want to rebuild your home, they want to take away your hamburgers,” former White House staffer Dr. Sebastian Gorka thundered on Thursday, to the applause of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at National Harbor, Maryland.

“This is what Stalin dreamt about, but never achieved.”

“You are on the frontlines of the war against Communism coming back to America under the guise of democratic socialism,” Gorka added.

AOC declaring war on hamburgers really was a bizarre move.

I just… don’t know why anyone would think this was a good idea.

She said on a Showtime show with two black males:

And so it’s not to say you get rid of agriculture, it’s not to say we’re gonna force everybody to go vegan or anything crazy like that. But it’s to say, ‘Listen, we gotta address factory farming. Maybe we shouldn’t be eating a hamburger for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Like, let’s keep it real.

It’s as though she’s attempting to become the meme that conservatives are meming her as.

She flipped out earlier this week when someone took a picture of her with a member of her staff eating a burger.

She said her privacy was invaded.

Well, bitch, you told people you’re going to take their hamburgers from them like Stalin tried to do, then you’re in a fancy joint with your brown comrade eating a burger.

Do you just want to take people’s burgers so you have more for yourself?

Because that seems to be a pattern with communists.

The disgusting Jew terrorists of VICE are saying it’s “nonsense” that she’s coming for your burgers.

But she said the thing. We have here on record saying the thing.

I won’t stand for it.

As far as concerns that CPAC is a total joke, and they should be having more serious discussions at this point than a Stalinist conspiracy to take away people’s burgers… people voicing that particular concern may sound intelligent, they may dazzle you with their highfalutin language.

But do not be deceived.

The number one threat to America right now is an Ocasio-Cortez conspiracy to take away your burgers.

CPAC is focusing on the issues that matter most at this crucial period in history.