January 29, 2019
Stock photo of the patriarchy making an innocent woman get fat.
It’s always about filling holes with women. Their entire existence is based on getting their holes filled. First with penises in their vaginas, then with babies in their uterus. When they’re stressed out, their immediate response is to fill some of their holes hoping to find relief, and fattening addictive edibles happen to be conveniently available everywhere.
Stressful jobs cause women to pile on the pounds later down the road – but not men, research suggests.
A study of more than 3,800 people found women who struggle to cope with their workloads or feel they have little control over their careers are more likely to gain weight over the next ten-to-20 years.
The obsession women have with filling their holes stems from their obvious life purpose. The reason they’re women and not men is to get filled with the seed of a man and grow his babies. That is the reason why they’re here the way they are.
They come equipped with vaginas, uterus, and breasts that are specifically intended for producing babies. The presence of those features evidences their duty to use them.
We have hands to use them. We have legs to use them. We have stomachs to use them. Everything in us is meant for us to use, but for some hand-rubbing reason women think they’re somehow free to choose their own adventure or whatever. Just like children who don’t know any better and eat all the candies ending up with a stomach ache, women choose the hedonist experience offered to them by our uninvited guests through the media and other mediums of social engineering, and then they fall to Despair.
Feeling overwhelmed at work may demotivate women, making them more likely to be lazy or overindulge in fattening foods, the researchers claim.
Stress also triggers the release of the hormone cortisol, which helps ‘lay down’ fat around the midriff, leading to ‘muffin tops’, they add.
This thing where women are told they should do everything men do stresses them so much their body gets deformed.
That is not how women look. That is not a woman.
This is a woman.
But hey, gotta double the workforce to cut salaries in half and make married couples both have to work to get the same income the man earned before because fuck the nuclear family and fuck children that need their mothers amirite?
Women may be more affected than men as they often juggle ‘job demands and the greater responsibility for the home’.
This “women take care of the home” thing just won’t die, for some reason. When people say that, do they mean there are no single men living alone?
Do they mean every man and every woman are married and living under the same roof? Because for this to matter, that would need to be the case. They’re obviously not talking about single women living alone.
So what do they really mean? That we’re still living in the nuclear family era?
Because we’re not.
And in an era of single, isolated individuals, a man has to do as much “taking care of the home” as a woman. And if you live alone, this amounts to basically putting dishes in a dish washer and putting clothes in a washing machine. Everyone once in a while you have to change the sheets.
The research was carried out by the University of Gothenburg and led by Sofia Klingberg, a researcher in community medicine and public health.
‘When it came to the level of demands at work, only the women were affected,’ Ms Klingberg said.
Men have been doing all kinds of highly stressful activities all throughout history. From protecting the tribe, fighting invaders, and hunting, to construction, politics, and gaining knowledge. We’re just better at it. There’s no way women will ever catch up.
It’s to be expected that we’re better at doing all of what we’ve been doing, and we’re also better at handling the stress that comes with all of it.
‘We haven’t investigated the underlying causes, but it may conceivably be about a combination of job demands and the greater responsibility for the home that women often assume.
‘This may make it difficult to find time to exercise and live a healthy life.’
Oh yeah you bet. Keeping the house in pristine condition is harder than real jobs, you know? Just as taking a shower and keeping yourself clean is harder than working. No wonder they’re stressed out, with all that cleaning they have to do.
(lol “women assuming responsibilities.”)
Results – published in the journal International Archives of Occupational and Environmental Health – suggest only women pile on the pounds if they have demanding workloads.
The female participants who struggled to cope at work gained around 20 per cent more than those with easy-going careers.
This remained true even after diet and physical activity levels were taken into account.
What this tells us, really, is that obese women are actually just hard-working women.
Take a good look at these hard-working women. Just look at them.
They’re very hard-working, which means they don’t have time to not chew food, because when you don’t have time to do stuff because you’re taking care of the home or whatever you immediately pause what you’re doing to go grab something to eat and start chewing. If you think that doesn’t make sense then you’re not a woman therefore you’re the patriarchy so watch out for those thought-crimes. Okay?
You have white male privilege.
Don’t believe me? Check out Mr. Anglin.
He has been working non-stop for years without a day off and he actually has stuff to be stressed about, but his white-male privilege prevents him from getting fat and even gives him muscles.
But you know the worst of it? Everything he eats that doesn’t cause him to gain fat is directly causing a random hard-working stressed-out woman to gain that fat!
All thanks to his white privilege magic.
So what is your excuse, huh?