December 13, 2018
Eek! Get away from me, you dirty kikes!
It’s been a fretful two days for me since Ms. Cortez claimed to be part heeb in front of a bunch of Jews celebrating Hannukah.
My faith wavered… but it did NOT falter.
Lo and behold, I am vindicated.
Incoming Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, who recently revealed that she has Jewish ancestry, will not join other freshman members of congress on an AIPAC-affiliated trip to Israel later this year, Jewish Insider reported on Wednesday.
Should I take my victory lap now or later, when she makes Israel pay for a giant oven on the Capitol lawn and starts personally stuffing kikes into the oven while looking fabu as she does it?
A spokesperson for the New York Democrat did not respond to Jewish Insider requests for comment on whether Ocasio-Cortez will join a J Street-sponsored trip or an alternative delegation to the West Bank, organized by fellow Democratic Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib.
And hey, don’t be mad that I was right all along.
Instead, think about all the politicians who have betrayed your trust and made the pilgrimage to Israel to wail at the wall.
Has Alexandria betrayed your trust?
I didn’t think so.
Just admit it. This brown commie is going to do what no conservative politician would even dream of doing.
She’s going to lead a populist takeover of the Democratic Party and weaponize it against the kikes.
So just forget about Trump. He’s still playing his 4D chess. Meanwhile, I don’t even know what level of interdimensional mestizo chess this woman is on.
First reported by Haaretz, Ocasio-Cortez said, “[My family has] been doing a lot of family trees in the last couple of years. And one of the things a lot of people don’t know about Puerto Rico, and something we discovered ourselves, is that a long time ago, many generations ago, my family consisted of Sephardic Jews.”
One day she pulls a tactical “I’m one of you!” when she tells a room of Jews about her made-up 500-year-old Sephardic Jew connection, and the next day she tells them all to fuck off and that she wants nothing to do with the sandy shithole budget tour that they’re peddling. Oh yeah, and she spoke up about the Palestinians, don’t forget.
During her primary campaign, Ocasio-Cortez spoke out strongly against the Israeli army’s actions on the Gaza border on May 14, tweeting, “This is a massacre. I hope my peers have the moral courage to call it such. No state or entity is absolved of mass shootings of protesters. There is no justification. Palestinian people deserve basic human dignity, as anyone else. Democrats can’t be silent about this anymore.”
It’s a bold move, let’s see how it plays out.
I think the Brown People coalition isn’t strong enough for her to rely on for support just yet. Meanwhile, the Jews run both parties… and they don’t take kindly to imposters trying to play the “I’m Jewish” card to get around accusations of anti-Semitism.
But I could be wrong here.
There are a lot of brown people in America now. And ALL of them hate the kikes.
The mud golem is awakening.
And it is about to turn on its master!