June 10, 2018
Wait isn’t this police brutality? #GatorLivesMatter, anyone?
Japanese woman was totally killed to death by an alligator.
Funny story tho.
The body of a missing Florida woman, who is believed to have died after she was bitten by an alligator, has been found, authorities said.
Search teams located the body of Shizuka Matsuki, 47, Friday night in a lake at the Silver Lakes Rotary Nature Park in Davie, a town 25 miles north of Miami, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC).
“The FWC will be conducting a thorough investigation into this incident,” FWC Public Information Officer Rob Klepper told ABC News in a statement Saturday morning. “We would like to extend our heartfelt condolences to the family and friends of Ms. Matsuki.”
Signage warning of possible alligators in any area is not required by Florida law, Klepper said.
Relatives of Matsuki could not be reached for comment Saturday.
Matsuki, who lived in the nearby city of Plantation, was seen by a witness walking two dogs near the lake at the park on Friday before she suddenly vanished. The dogs were found by themselves, and one of them was injured, according to the FWC.
A 12-foot, 6-inch alligator was later removed from the lake by a trapper hired by the FWC. An initial necropsy on the massive reptile indicated it had bitten the woman, the FWC said.
Rough way to go, but I will say that it is a glorious death.
Of course, women know nothing of glory. Not even Shogun women – except to understand that it is something men strive for (which white women do not understand).
“Eaten by an alligator” is not something I would be opposed to having on my own tombstone, tbh.
Kinda makes you wish dinosaurs were still alive and sometimes did Godzilla-type attacks on cities, killing thousands.
There is nothing I would love more than to see a bunch of dinosaurs rampaging through like, Seattle.
There was a particularly gory set of Topps trading cards called “Dinosaurs Attack” around when I was a kid. It will always be in my mind as something I wish would happen.
That’d separate the men from the trannies real quick.
I think this is something that all men who still have something close to normal testosterone levels (most do not) crave these days – large scale, catastrophic violence.
Nuclear war, race war, war with Canada, dinosaur attack – whatever.
We just want some excitement. Something to reset the system that has been built around us as a gigantic cage.