January 15, 2019
Trump better watch out.
This woman’s got his number.
And she’s coming for him.
President Donald Trump said Monday that he’s not paying any attention to the pot-shots fired by liberal wunderkind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Asked at the White House to respond to her claim that he’s a ‘racist,’ Trump shook his head, waved dismissively and grimaced: ‘Who cares?’
A White House pool reporter put Trump on the spot about one of his most closely watched antagonists.
‘Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez has called you a racist,’ the journalist yelled over the hum of Marine One on the South Lawn.
‘Who did?’ Trump asked?
‘Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez,’ came the answer.
‘Who cares?’ the president huffed in the verbal equivalent of an eye-roll, moving on to take questions about China trade negotiations and the 24-day-old partial government shutdown.
It’s an outrage that he doesn’t care.
And also, it is racist AND sexist. And a fear of communism. Communiphobia.
I bartended for *years* in New York City. I understand guys like this like the back of my hand.
We got under his skin 😂⬇️ https://t.co/SUXDVVY5tM
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 14, 2019
She’s a wise woman.
Learned all she needed to know about people and governments working as a bartender, now she’s more than ready for the “challenge” part of the hero’s journey.
I don’t know about you, but that’s what I call true bravery.
There is really only one thing that can stop her now.
Which is, if she hits the wall and then all of the sudden everyone stops caring about her completely.
If she was white, that would mean she was already living on borrowed time. But brown women tend to hold their shelflife a little bit longer than white women.
The Armenian communist and Armenian genocide denialist Ana Kasperian is 32, and just hit the wall a few weeks ago.
But damn, she hit it hard.
The way it works is that makeup combined with simply not eating can hold back the process, but then it just breaks like a dam, and everything goes all wrinkly and jiggly all at once.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were to hit the wall like she has, or – may God have mercy on our souls – like Taylor “Say Hello to My New Christmas Hams” Swift has, then the jig is up.
Short of that, nothing is stopping her from taking over the entire world.
It truly is sexist to make a law that you have to be 35 to run for President. This law can only exist to disqualify women.
It’s really a sad thing, what happens to women physically.
Regrettably, Alexandria was not super attractive to begin with, and is only perceived to be because she’s on TV all the time and is in the fetishized role of empowered latina.
She has poor posture and only eats macaroni.
Whatever she’s planning, she needs to act quickly.
She’s fighting off two walls – but one is much more deadly than the other.