May 19, 2018
This is the only picture I could find without the bride’s offensive face showing. You’re welcome.
It wasn’t a troll after all.
Prince Harry did the deed and married his jungle niggerbitch Markle.
I hope the Britcucks are prepared for the day they’ll be ruled over by a mulatto overlord.
Do they have Arby's in the UK? If not, the prince is going to experience it for the first time very soon
— cowboy online (@WokeManlet) May 19, 2018
And they’re married! Britain’s Prince Harry and US actress Meghan Markle sealed their wedding vows with a kiss on the steps outside Windsor’s St. George’s Chapel on Saturday, cheered on by delighted crowds.
The couple — now the Duke and Duchess of Sussex — then set off on a procession through the streets of Windsor in an open carriage drawn by four Windsor Grey horses.
So Disney. Such magical. Wow.
The bridal party, including three-year-old Princess Charlotte, Harry’s niece, waved enthusiastically as the couple departed from the chapel after a ceremony that was unprecedented in British royal history.
It was definitely unprecedented.
Don’t worry about the genders here. It’s 2018, after all.
In a departure from tradition, Markle walked much of the way up the aisle unchaperoned, followed by her 10 bridesmaids and page boys — a move that was seen as a powerful statement of her feminist principles.
Because from what I heard, Markle’s old man couldn’t make it for health reasons…
But hey, never waste an opportunity to virtue signal about feminism or whatever.
Also, naturally, the priest picked to deliver the sermon was a nigger. I’m sure he offered a powerful statement, but I can’t bear to watch the video, so I’ll just assume it was something like this:
“Why dis cracka gon’ slummin’ up here? Maaan, I need me a white wymmin, and he gon an marry off some old ass niggabitch. Cracka’s be cray, I tell ya.”
The couple sat with clasped hands as they listened to an impassioned sermon from Chicago-based bishop Michael Curry, the first African-American head of the Episcopal Church in the United States.
His fiery preaching style was a marked departure from the usually conservative tone of a British royal wedding. Harry could be seen saying “Wow” to Meghan as the sermon ended.
I guess “fiery” is now the polite term for “ghetto.”
A whole host of Hollywood signal-ey celebrities made the trip to attend this “historic” event.
And against all hopes, the useless haji hordes couldn’t be arsed to stage one of their traditional wedding terrorist attacks.
In other words, things went off without a hitch.
So now we can reflect on these events and come to terms with what this all means for Britain, and for the world.
- Positive: We might get some respite from hearing about this disgusting couple for a few months, until Markle is ready to give birth to their deformed spawn.
- Negative: There’s now a precedent for niggers ruling over European countries as royalty.
- Positive: This is the end of British royal bloodline. I hate those freaking people.
- Negative: They gave Markle courses on escape and evasion, so she probably can’t be “Princess D’d,” as many had hoped for.
So I guess it’s a mixed bag.
Ending this crusty old bitch’s bloodline by race-mixing with a monkey is cosmic justice, at least.