April 24, 2018
So apparently, the White Helmets just rounded up some kids and started pouring buckets of cold water on them while they shook them around to make them cry.
These kids were confused and hungry and looked at the camera pitifully because, let’s be honest, no one wants to get cold water poured on them by bearded men offering candy.
And that’s the secret behind muh gassed kids in Douma.
It was a White Helmets PR stunt.
And it worked: the White Helmets proved that you can just pour cold water on kids until they cry and that will convince America to start bombing Damascus. Like pottery.
And the rebels are setting up more and more professional shoots now.
They’ve got actors and kids on call now, offering them meals for participating in some atrocity-porn.
I don’t know what happens to the kids afterward – maybe they become child stars, maybe they get buried in a ditch to make sure that no one hears about their Oscar-winning performance. IDK.
But you know how crazy parents are about getting their kids into the movie industry. They’re willing to do anything.
Nothing would surprise me.