No wonder he's mad.
Read More »Great News: No Colored People to Appear on Stage in Next Democrat Debate!
It turns out not even Democrats like diversity! Imagine that!
Read More »Anal Lunatic Buttigieg Attacked by Other Faggots for Associating with Christians
The whining faggot nature of the faggot race may be their downfall.
Read More »Hillary Clinton Goes on Howard Stern, Convinces Many People She is a Normal Human Being
Gossip column suggests this means she's planning on running again.
Read More »Kamala Drops Out! I Don’t Care, But Still!
It's smooth sailing from here on out, boys.
Read More »Yang Goes Full Asian Game Show with His Campaign, Sprays Whipped Cream in People’s Mouths on Stage
This looks like it's probably a purposeful attempt to send his campaign out with a bang in a way that satisfies his Asian sense of humor.
Read More »Joe Biden Can’t Even Fill a Small Room with Old People
This boomer rampage has gone completely off the rails.
Read More »Obama’s “Outdated Legacy” is Hurting Joe Biden with Younger Voters and Progressives
This is like falling through a time portal.
Read More »No Malarky: Joe Biden Sucks Wife’s Finger on Iowa Campaign Stop
Okay, weird.
Read More »Poll: Trump More Popular with Republicans Than “Negro Respecter” Lincoln
The question is basically "do you prefer Donald Trump's tweets to black people being freed from slavery?"
Read More »NYT and WaPo Both Declare Mommy Kamala is Doomed
So I guess Liz is the presumed nominee already?
Read More »Poll Shows Homosexual Buttigieg Beating Warren for Second Place
This demonstrates the power that these homosexuals have over our institutions.
Read More »Geriatric Jew Billionaire Bloomberg Announces Candidacy for President
I simply cannot explain to you how bored I am right now.
Read More »Is the #Buttsurge Over After Buttman Did a Fashion Shoot at the Holohoax Memorial in Berlin???
Is he now doomed?
Read More »Buttigieg Straight Up Your Ass: Anal Candidate Surging in Iowa Among Weird Disaster Situation
It doesn't really matter. Trump can't lose.
Read More »Bad Mommy Kamala Shuttering Offices Across New Hampshire! GAME OVER, INDIAN COP!
Turns out, people don't like Indian cops who pretend to be black. No market for that at all.
Read More »Poor Bastard Beto O’Rourke Kills Entire Family Before Turning Gun on Self
They're saying he didn't have any money left, lol.
Read More »Clinton: “Flashing Videos That Appear and Then Disappear and They’re on the Dark Web and Nobody Can Find Them”
That is not only among the more fascinating explanations for why she lost - it is among the more plausible.
Read More »Officer Kamala Cancels Criminal Justice Forum Appearance After Trump is Honored for Releasing Crack Dealers
I certainly agree more with Kamala's record on blacks than I do with Trump's, I can tell you that.
Read More »Presidential Candidate Tulsi Gabbard Found Dead of Apparent Suicide
Unfortunate, but a triumph for democracy.
Read More »Bernie Says He’ll Give Alexandria a Cabinet Position!
OUR REVOLUTION IS NOW.
Read More »Bernie Rallies Around in Defense of Tulsi After Vicious Clinton Conspiracy Attacks
Bernie, use this to attack WARREN!
Read More »Chief Warren is Extremely Concerned About Illegal Mexican Trannies
This was on the top of my list of concerns, for sure.
Read More »Tulsi Releases Reaction Video to Clinton’s Filthy Smears
I'm starting to think Tulsi should run third party.
Read More »Donald Trump Defends Tulsi Gabbard Against Vicious Conspiracy Wench Clinton
Tulsi and Trump should be friends... but Trump is too much of a warmonger.
Read More »“‘You Can’t Control Me!” – Tulsi Hits Back at Witch Clinton After Being Called a Russian Agent!
Wait, Hillary Clinton is still alive?
Read More »Trump Rally: A Fun and Friendly Evening in Dallas
I'm starting to get into the spirit.
Read More »CNN’s John King Accuses Bernie Sanders of Being a “Commie Kike Surrounded by Rabid Niggers”
Um, okay, awkward.
Read More »Democrats Debate Again, World Responds with Boredom, Hatred
This sucks so bad.
Read More »True Communist Bernie Sanders Slams Fake Communist “Chief Moneybags” Warren
We must defeat capitalism once and for all.
Read More »Hunter Biden Vows to Stop Engaging in Open, Public Corruption If His Father is President
Thanks, Hunter. You're a great American.
Read More »Teenage Girls Cry Tears of Joy at Donald Trump’s Minneapolis Rally
By the people, he is as beloved as Kim Jong-un or any other great leader.
Read More »Fox News Claims Poll Says Majority Want Trump Impeached and Removed
Who could be behind this?
Read More »Warren Beating Biden in the RCP Poll Average for the First Time Since It Started
But people hate her and she's a woman.
Read More »Yikes: Trump Gives EPIC Response to Impeachment Inquiry as Old Man Biden Mumbles!
I don't know who is Jewing who here.
Read More »Kamala Harris Asks Own Crowd If America is Ready for Her, Crowd Responds in the Negative
Guess that's it then. Time to wrap 'er up and try again next time.
Read More »Bernie had a Heart Attack, Campaign Admits (But He is Alive, Apparently)
I'm not sure there was any chance he could win before this, but there is definitely no such chance now.
Read More »Jacob Wohl Finally Exposes Elizabeth Warren’s BDSM Male Prostitution Lifestyle
This is real. And this is happening. Bitch needs to own it.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Might be Secretly Dead – Heart Surgery, All Events Canceled Indefinitely
The campaign has not released proof of life.
Read More »Do You Think It’s Funny to Murder a Duck?
Who would murder an innocent lake creature?
Read More »Joe Biden to Television Stations: “Don’t Talk About Me or My Son Ever Again”
This does not look good, Joe.
Read More »“Chief Moneybags”: Elizabeth Warren’s Financials Released – Commie Wench is Worth $12 Million
Yeah so it turns out this bitch is a complete and utter fraud. Fake Indian, fake communist. Half expect to find out next that she's a tranny.
Read More »Bloomberg: White Racial Replacement May Cause Trump to Lose in 2020
Wait are you allowed to say this now?
Read More »Donald Trump OWNS THE LIBS with EPIC Campaign Speech at the UN!
He's returned to make America great again for the second time!
Read More »Elizabeth Warren Beating Biden in Polls for the First Time
But what a nasty woman tho?
Read More »Will Ukrainian Bidens Whoop the Patriotic Donalds at This Week’s Big Penisball Event?
I hate this. Please just make it stop.
Read More »Old Man Biden Can’t Remember the Word “Escalator”
Why is he running for president? Let him molest children in Margaritaville, the weird old creepy bastard.
Read More »CNN Responds to Beto’s Vow to Do Door-to-Door Gun Grabs: “Yo, Brah…”
This is the 2024 platform preview, goyim.
Read More »Yang Offers Unprecedented Opportunity to Secure the MF Bag at Debates!
I almost forgot about that mf bag!
Read More »Democrat Debate was Total Gay Crap – All Want to Kill Whitey
This is stupid and insane and if Orange Man doesn't win we're all getting rounded up and going to camps.
Read More »New Poll Shows Warren Tied with Biden! Salute Your New Commie Mommy!
One thing that would make me happy is if Elizabeth Warren starts using the Mary Tyler Moore Show theme song as her official theme song.
Read More »Beto O’Rourke Says He’ll Mass Round-Up People’s Guns
DOOR TO DOOR
Read More »Population Control: Bernie Sanders Endorses Using Abortion to Stop the Breeding of Third Worlders!
Good on you, Bernie.
Read More »Biden’s Eye Fills Up with Blood During Town Hall!
Yes. Joe Biden is very old.
Read More »Your Soy Face is What’s F-ed Up, Beto
Shut up, you faggot.
Read More »Only 10 Democrats Left for the Next Debate! Terrible Line-Up!
It's looking like Trump wins by default.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Engages in “Islamic Style” Gang-Rape of Uppity VICE Journalist
Wow this is shocking.
Read More »Mourning the Slow Pace of Transsexual Liberation, Kristen Gillibrand Kills Herself by Drinking Antifreeze
Woe unto ye.
Read More »Biden’s Support Collapses Earlier Than Expected – Below Warren and Sanders in New Poll
Maybe it's a hoax poll - who knows. I doubt it.
Read More »Trump Calls Up His Supporter He Fat Shamed, Explains the Mix-Up
He called me yesterday too.
Read More »Fox News Poll Shows Trump Losing to Pretty Much Any Democrat
I don't really know what to tell you.
Read More »Elizabeth Warren Doubles Down on Insane Lie That Michael Brown was “Murdered”
This bitch is unhinged.
Read More »2020 Democrats Resurrect Michael Brown Hoax, Libel Darren Wilson
Black Lives Matter is back, I guess?
Read More »Biden Demands Ultimate Immigrant Flood – Two Million Poverty-Stricken Brown People Incoming
Does this sound good to you?
Read More »Yang Polls High Enough to Appear in Fall Debates, Crushes Weak Cuck Beto
He didn't really turn out to be very interesting, but hopefully he gets better?
Read More »Kamala Harris Campaign Collapses, Polling at 1% Among Blacks After Being Rekt by Tulsi Gabbard
See, this is why I wanted Tulsi in the debates, you guys.
Read More »Fiendish Yids Outraged Daily Stormer Promoted Tulsi Gabbard
I did not mean to get Tulsi involved with this, but she needed our help.
Read More »The Krypto Report – Episode LXXXII: Danger at Your Door with Special Guest Andrew Anglin!
Andrew Anglin joins Azzmador and the Wrecking Crew for a FANTASTIC EXTRAVAGANZA! This is the one show you cannot miss this week!
Read More »Beto O’Rourke Gives a Press Conference About El Paso Walmart Massacre, Cries
"Vote for me - Mexicans got shot at a Walmart in a city I used to live in!"
Read More »Bill Maher Points Out That Obama Isn’t Woke Enough for 2020 Lunatics
Maher wants the Democrats to win, but I don't think the Democrats want to win.
Read More »Tulsi Gabbard Destroyed Kamala Harris – She was Then Suppressed by Twitter and Ambushed by Chris Cuomo
Including her interview with my man Tucker.
Read More »Jewish Marianne Williamson Says the World Hates America for Our Video Games
Eyyyyy.
Read More »I Just Realized – Trump Forgot to Lock Up Hillary Clinton!
Can we still do that tho?
Read More »Democrat Debate II: Part II
Well, it was better than the first part.
Read More »Democrat Debates II: Part I
IT'S A TOTAL BLOWOUT!
Read More »Marianne Williamson Demonstrates Her Jewish Lying Skills, Says She’s Not a New Age Kook
No, no, Marianne - we WANT a new age kook.
Read More »Joe Biden Says It’s Racist to Say Whites Exist!
I am very thankful to Joe Biden and the rest of the shills who are playing their role so well in this unfolding mega-drama.
Read More »Moscow Mitch Tries to Deny the Fact That He’s a Russian Shill
Moscow Mitch revealed to be working directly for Vladimir Putin.
Read More »FINALLY: Trump Names the WHITE MAN! Calls Out Anti-White Hatred and “King Elijah”!
YES YES YES YES YES!
Read More »Andrew Yang on Fox News as He Polls Ahead of Beto O’Rourke, Others
I'm generally enjoying the takeover of American politics by Chinese spies.
Read More »“Anal Pete” Cries Out for Justice Against Rising Threat of American Nazism in Analmerica
We need to appoint a special counsel to investigate rising Nazism. And I know just the man for the job.
Read More »“Anal Pete” Says White Supremacy will Destroy Analmerica
Personally, I hate homosexuals much more than I hate black people.
Read More »Trump’s Approval Rating Goes Up 2 Points Following Demands Non-Whites Leave America
The people are pleased by this hatred.
Read More »Disgruntled Colored Man Gets Pelosi to Schedule Vote on Impeachment Following Trump’s Racist Tweets
Trump is a great performer. We must say this.
Read More »For the First Time in 100 Years, House Passes Resolution Condemning a Sitting President
He be rassis n shiet.
Read More »Neo-Nazi Troll Leader Andrew Anglin Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign
Anglin introduces a radical plan for the total transformation of America as we know it.
Read More »Kamala Harris’ Jew Husband Solicits Jew Money from Jew Jeffrey Epstein’s Jew Lawyers
We can go ahead and put this in the "because of course" category, methinks.
Read More »Beto O’Rourke Brags About How His Ancestors Owned Slaves!
This boy is trying to give Joe "Off the Bus, Boy" Biden a run for his money.
Read More »New Poll Shows a Bunch of Democrats Beating Trump
I do not think he will lose, actually.
Read More »Race Warrior Joe Biden Tells Wily Spic He’ll Deport His Family
Joe Biden keeps going from strength to strength.
Read More »Beto: America was Founded on White Supremacy
Pretty sure Beto is jumping the gun on this narrative.
Read More »I Just Hope Trump Can Manage to Not Do Anything at All Before 2024
Just hold down the fort until Tucker gets here, Donald. Please. That's all we're asking.
Read More »Trump has Highest Approval Ratings Ever
Right now, it looks like the orange man is going to win.
Read More »Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to Give $100 Billion to Black People So They Can Buy Houses
This seems reasonable enough.
Read More »Racist Overlord Joe Biden Says It Should be a Crime to Illegally Enter the US!
Biden wants to oppress Mexicans brutally because he hates the color of their skin.
Read More »New Poll Says Biden in Third Place, Bernie in Fourth
I don't think any of these people can win anyway.
Read More »Russian Agents Blamed for Tulsi Gabbard’s Recent Success!
Tulsi is anti-war and that means she's a Russian White Supremacist!
Read More »Lady Cop Kamala Says Trump is the Predator
You should be really afraid of the mean-faced lady cop.
Read More »Helter Skelter: Pete Buttigieg Tells Blacks About Coming RACE WAR! He Will Lead Them!
This is a brilliant stratagem. But will it work?
Read More »Post Debate Dem Poll: Big Shakeup! Gz Down, Hoes Up!
Biden is falling behind and Kamala lurches ahead.
Read More »Julian Castro Explains He Can’t Speak Spanish Right Because He was Oppressed
In another generation or two, no one will speak English.
Read More »Kamala Harris: Fake Nigga, Real Cop
This evil lady cop is going to rain down hell upon us all.
Read More »Joe Biden Says People Were Still Allowed to Mock Faggots in Public in 2014
I don't really understand what is going on here, lol.
Read More »I’m Thinking of Maybe Endorsing Marianne Williamson?
I think it might be wise to unleash the power of love.
Read More »Blacks Lash Out at Kamala Harris for Not Being African American, Media Says It’s a “Far-Right Conspiracy Theory”
The media is completely unhinged. How is this a theory? Where is the conspiracy?
Read More »NYT Finds Joke Biden Website, Calls It a “Fake Website”
Oh, yet another hoaxed hoax from the Jews, what a shocker.
Read More »Democrat Debate I Part II: The Reckoning
Yanged it.
Read More »Veritas Leaks Google Document Telling Employees How to Protest Donald Trump
Google is just going to control our elections moving forward. But it's okay because they're allegedly not evil. Russians on the other hand are pure evil.
Read More »White Supremacy: Julian Castro Referred to Trans Men as Trans Women in His Call for More Abortions
The next president must make it a criminal offense to misgender trans folk
Read More »Media Attacks Tulsi – Even as She is Winning Polls and is the Most Googled Candidate! The People Want Tulsi!
Jews HATE her!
Read More »First Democrat Debate was Stupid, Dumb and Boring and Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That
I wouldn't wish watching this debate on anyone, but I'll tell you what I thought.
Read More »Full Text of Joe Biden’s Secret (Whites Only) Website
It's good, but he thinks we're still at war with the USSR.
Read More »Come On Feel the Dogwhistle: Will Joe Biden Install a Radical KKK Regime in America?
Joe Biden: For a White America.
Read More »High Yellow Kamala: “Folks are Woke”
Bitch be all street and shit.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Will DELETE 100% of Student Loan Debt!
NATIONALIZE THE BANKS!
Read More »1980s Joe Biden was 100X the Man Donald Trump Is
I'd vote for 1980s-style Biden over Trump in an instant.
Read More »Trump Ups the Ante: Vows to Cure Cancer and AIDS
This is gay.
Read More »Elizabeth Warren is the Only Politician Questioning False-Flagging Lunatic Donald Kushner
But she didn't say Trump is a kikesucker.
Read More »Joe Biden Promises to Cure Cancer, Pensioner Supporters Believe They Will Live Forever
Aging voters are finding their stairway to heaven.
Read More »Poll: Joe Biden Leads Donald Kushner by 13 Points
Bernie is going to get Jewed again.
Read More »Conservative Icon George Will Demands Americans be Drowned in Brown Sludge
Who is he even shilling for at this point? Just "Jews in general"?
Read More »Great Way to Not Look Like a Fucking Pedophile, Joe
Not a good look.
Read More »10,000 Invasive Spics Thrown Over the Border as Part of “Remain in Mexico” Plan
Get the hell out! NOT WELCOME!
Read More »Is There Anyone Other Than Outright Shills Trying to Defend the Orange Cheeto Man?
I can't find anyone.
Read More »Scott Adams Says That Trump Cannot Win in 2020 Due to Social Media Censorship
See, that's the thing.
Read More »Bernie Sanders is the Only Candidate Pushing Back on Trump’s Push for War in Iran
Bernie would be better than Trump.
Read More »Elizabeth Warren Helping Twitter to Fix Love Lives
Huh.
Read More »Hugh Hewitt Warns Democrats That If They Don’t Support Trump’s Iran War, They Will Lose in 2020
What the American people really want is a war in Iran.
Read More »Heeb-Hype Candidate Beto is Totally Gone Already Because No One Cared
Fare thee well, ye noble spastic.
Read More »Sometimes the Auto-Worker is a Trans Woman of Color
Riddle me this.
Read More »“MAGA” Now Means “At Least Trump Isn’t Impeached Yet”
In other news, I unironically endorse communism.
Read More »Polls Allege That Biden is Ahead of Sanders by a Lot
This is going to be one helluva show.
Read More »Trump Campaign Spokesperson Says It’s All About Fighting Socialism
Real MAGA has never been tried.
Read More »Pelosi Demands Her Party’s Base Abandon Their Communist Beliefs to Beat Trump
Bitch is getting OUSTED.
Read More »Roosh Announces Run for President; Proposes 2 MF Bags and Selfie Tax
Roosh wants to buy my vote and I'm willing to sell it.
Read More »End of Civilization: Beto Says We Only Have 10 Years Before Global Warming Apocalypse
Hoax me once, shame on you. Just keep hoaxing me.
Read More »Of Course Dylann Roof Should be Allowed to Vote
But I don't think Bernie had DyRo in mind here.
Read More »Jewnited Kikedom Attacks Doland Blumpf Again, Insulting Him as Not a Real Leader
The globalist order has a vested interest in keeping up Trump's own marketing strategy.
Read More »Joe Biden Raises $6.3 Million in First 24 Hours, Most of Any Candidate
What is even going on here?
Read More »Trump Again Defends Charlottesville Marchers. Interesting.
It's too late, Donald.
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