Herein, I analyze the beginning of the crash of the tech industry.
Read More »Negro Businessmen Arrested for Niggardry
Lol this is actually really clever and funny for negros.
Read More »Wrong Move, Bucko: Apple Defies Lord Gaben, Rejects Steam App for iOS
Gaben's Steam is an unstoppable force. You can bow to it's power, or be destroyed.
Read More »Apple Has a Long History of Screwing the Customer
Apple is one of the scummiest companies in the world.
Read More »The Dark Arts of Software Updates
Joe Jones | Planned obsolescence is the practice Apple (and likely several other companies) engage in where your devices will be gradually intentionally slowed or otherwise made unusable to force you to purchase a new unit.
Read More »Apple Kikes Secure Telegram App Out of App Store!
Andrew Anglin | A bold move.
Read More »US Joins List of Countries Suing Faggot Apple Over Programmed Obsolescence
Andrew Anglin | This is where diversity leads: to mediocrity and abuse.Â
Read More »Apple Products You Should Not Buy
Joe Jones | Apple has a lot of overrated overpriced products.
Read More »Apple Apologizes for Slow-Down Conspiracy, Offers Discounted Batteries
Andrew Anglin | I am genuinely surprised that the outright is not greater than it is.
Read More »Homo Apple CEO Tim Cook Receives Massive Raise After Running Company Into the Ground
Adrian Sol | He's essentially getting paid to be a homo.
Read More »Orders for iPhone X Cut Due to Low Sales and Lack of Demand
Andrew Anglin | Apple is no longer an innovative company.
Read More »Apple Getting Sued for Deranged Slow-Down Conspiracy
Andrew Anglin | This is the issue with promoting anal sex with men as a virtue.
Read More »Apple Fires Black “Diversity” VP for Standing-up for the White Race
Adrian Sol | First, a shitty new iPhone, and now this?
Read More »Oops: iPhone X Users About to Get Their Faces Hacked by Vietnamese Pirates
Adrian Sol | Sometimes, I wish I didn't have a shitty $60 phone. But then again, my face isn't getting hacked any time soon.
Read More »FBI Failed to Hack Half the Phones They Confiscated Last Year
Andrew Anglin | This is good news.
Read More »Deutsche Bank Analyst Parrots Anglin on iPhone X (You’re Witnessing the Diversity-Based Collapse of Apple Here, Folks)
Andrew Anglin | Inconvenient truth.
Read More »The $1000 Pile of Hot Garbage That is the iPhone X
Joe Jones | If you really need a new phone, get an android. They're cheaper and generally of better quality.
Read More »Apple Confirmed for Paying People to Shill for Their Gimmick Phone Flop
Andrew Anglin | SELL SELL SELL!!!!1111
Read More »Apple Skips Two Numbers, Calls New Phone “iPhone X”
Andrew Anglin | Apple is finished. Sell your stock before people figure out what just happened.
Read More »France: App Released to Warn of “No-Go Zones” (AKA Islamic Colonies)
Andrew Anglin | This is pure hatred for the tone of the skin's pigmentation.
Read More »iPhone 8 Design Released
Andrew Anglin | It's going to be the most expensive phone ever made.
Read More »Apple Wastes $5 Billion on New Donut-Shaped Corporate Office
Lee Rogers | WTF is going on here?
Read More »I Wouldn’t Buy Apple Stock
Andrew Anglin | The smartphone has peaked and they are all out of ideas.
Read More »Vault 7 iPhone Exploits Released
Andrew Anglin | In ur iPhone, saving ur noods.
Read More »Nokia to Re-Release Primitive 3310 Phone
Andrew Anglin | Who knows. Maybe it will become a symbol of a revolt against the modern world.
Read More »Peter Thiel Confirms the Age of Apple is Over
Andrew Anglin | The phone is as good as it's gonna get.
Read More »San Francisco: Black Mobs Attack Apple Stores
Daily Stormer | But do blacks even know how to use computers?
Read More »Trump Offers Tim Cook Incentives to Bring Apple Home
Andrew Anglin | Oh yes. This is happening.
Read More »#TrumpEffect: Apple Already Considering Coming Home
Andrew Anglin | 5% increase in cost.
Read More »Peak Smartphone: iPhone 7 Won’t Have Any Relevant New Features
Andrew Anglin | I am not impressed.
Read More »Jews Caught Hacking Apple Again
Andrew Anglin | They spy to make sure no one is planning to Holocaust them.
Read More »Israeli Jews Responsible for Breaking Into Terrorist iPhone
Andrew Anglin | Wow, Jews are really great at spying.
Read More »FBI Manages to Open Terrorist iPhone (As If by Magic)
Andrew Anglin | Wow, they don't need custom spy software after all. Weird.
Read More »Israeli Company to Help FBI Unlock Terrorist iPhone
Andrew Anglin | Jews sure are good at spying.
Read More »Encryption Drama: I Stand with the iFag
Andrew Anglin | It's a pleasant surprise.
Read More »Detroit Homeowner Tries to Trade Home for iPhone 6
Daily Stormer | At least an iPhone can access the internet. All these house can do is get robbed and burn down.
Read More »Invading Hordes Land in Italy with iPads and Smart Phones
Andrew Anglin | Wait, I thought the whole reason we had to let them in is that they are so poor?
Read More »Simon Wiesenthal Releases “CombatHate” iPhone App to Report Hate
Daily Stormer | Finally, a way to use your iPhone to stop free speech.
Read More »White Men Could Learn Something from the Vietnamese Flappy Bird Creator
Daily Stormer | The Vietnamese lad who created the game took it down, giving up millions, because he thought it was too addictive and was causing him guilt.
Read More »Experts Warn of Excessive Computer Use by Small Children
AP | This is almost as insightful as the study which showed media was too sexual.
Read More »Aussie iPhone Obsessives Line Up like Idiots for New Release
Herald Sun | Are people's lives really this pathetic? Seems so....
Read More »Apple deluged by police demands to decrypt iPhones
Cnet | ATF says no law enforcement agency could unlock a defendant's iPhone, but Apple can "bypass the security software" if it chooses. Apple has created a police waiting list because of high demand.
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