The Absolute Horror! Manhunt for Mulatto Manspreader Grips Entire Nation

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
November 3, 2018

I’m all for putting mulattos behind bars solely for the shade of their skin tone, but not like this. 

Fox5 New York:

Cops in New York are looking for a short-tempered commuter who punched a fellow subway rider who asked him to move his legs.

A 59-year-old man riding a Manhattan-bound M train Wednesday morning before 7 a.m. told police that a young man got on at Northern Boulevard, sat down next to him, and then made “incidental physical contact” with his legs.

Wait, WAT?

I assumed that this was a chick getting clocked.

Misleading headline. Fake News.

But when the older man asked the neighboring rider to move his legs, that man punched him in the face, police said, breaking his glasses and cutting his nose.

Police describe the puncher, who stayed on the train, as white Hispanic, about 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing about 150 pounds.

What is this country coming to that you can’t punch a Boomer and get away with it?

Tsk tsk.

No, but seriously. Fox wrote a pretty misleading headline. Aggressively taking up too much space and then using that as a pretext to get into a fight with your neighbor passenger is textbook brown behavior. It is not manspreading. The term manspreading has a specific connotation associated with it. When people hear “manspreading” being used in an article, they automatically assume that a petulant half-Jew fat chick started shit with a White guy on the bus and uploaded it on the internet to try and ruin the poor guy’s life.

They don’t think of minority assault on the elderly.

And the whimsical tone that the article is written in?

Cops in New York are looking for a short-tempered commuter…

If that isn’t the most euphemistic interpretation of the ultra-violent situation, I don’t know what is. It’s very Clockwork Orange-esque.

Old man clocked by an aggressive minority?

Must have been that nasty short temper. We can all relate, can’t we? Sometimes the commute just gets to us. Very relatable. Could happen to anyone.

I hate everyone in the MSM except Tucker.