February 20, 2017
Donald Trump is banning tampons. That is wrong. Women need them.
Donald Trump’s children killed a triceratops. That is wrong. They’re an endangered species.
There are 51 stars on the American flag.
Princess Diana just died of a heart attack. It was gnarly that she was princess and that’s cool.
They’ve captured the Loch Ness Monster. They should let her go.
It’s the same bit Dice does, on the same stupid beach, but somehow it’s always funny. And you know. Racist. Racism is funny.