The Cutting Edge of Diversity: Machete Attacks Occur Every 90 Minutes in the UK

Michael Byron
Daily Stormer
April 16, 2018

In 2015, a quintessentially British policeman named Mohammed al-Jafar was stabbed to death on the streets of London.

The killer’s weapon of choice, later revealed to be a Nutella knife, ignited a national panic about the widespread availability of dangerous blades.

In response to this panic, the British police enacted a zero tolerance policy toward knives of all kinds. It didn’t matter whether it was a steak knife, a pocket knife or even a children’s plastic knife… if it was big enough to spread butter on toast, then it belonged in one of the UK’s designated knife bins.

Unfortunately, this nationwide crack-down on knives didn’t produce the desired outcome.

While the average law-abiding citizen did indeed bin his knife (and, in the process, get a life), the average machete-wielding savage didn’t surrender his blade at all.

Quite ungentlemanly, if you ask me.


Recorded machete attacks in the UK have shot up by nearly five times in just three years, with the majority in the capital, London.

The huge number of crimes committed with the deadly, sword-like weapons means there is an average of 15 a day in the UK, or one every 90 minutes.

Figures uncovered using freedom of information requests by the Daily Mail show that police dealt with 928 crimes involving machetes in the last two months of 2017.

London saw the bulk, with 425 of the attacks. There were 99 in Greater Manchester, 77 in the West Midlands, and 29 each in Merseyside and West Yorkshire.

Just three years earlier, the deadly blades were used in 100 crimes a month over the same period.

As violent crime surges across the country, and even faster in London, the long blades, designed for chopping undergrowth, appear to be a weapon of choice for criminals in the UK, which is governed by strict gun-control laws.

In January, Office of National Statistics (ONS) figures showed that in the year to September 2017 the police recorded 37,443 offences involving a knife or sharp instrument.

This represents a sharp rise of 21 per cent increase on the previous year, and the highest number of blade attacks since records began seven years ago.

Since all of these attacks occur in enriched locations, and white people only use machetes to hack at dense vegetation, I think it’s fair to assume that they are carried out by people whose skin color falls within the following spectrum:

I’ve included yellow because of all those awful “Asians” I keep hearing about.

Everyone knows this, of course, but the Jewish media still likes to withhold the mugshots of these killers – on the rare occasions when they’re actually caught – because they want us to believe that they look like this:

Rather than this:

Anyway, I don’t care about machete attacks in London and other shitholes. The blacks and Moslems are just killing their own kind (usually rival gang members), and even if they do kill whites, they’re going to be whites who either tolerated or supported multiculturalism in the first place.

So whatever.