August 18, 2015
Yesterday was Dr. Duke’s second-to-last show before the showdown with the Fat Man, which Vegas bookies are already referring to as “The Jonestown Massacre,” even though it hasn’t actually happened yet.
Areas across the country will be showing the debate, and the odds are literally worse than those in the Pacquio-Mayweather fight, with many analysts confused as to why Jones has agreed to destroy his legacy in this showdown.
Most assume he is doing it for the shekels. The penis juice which is sponsoring the debate is giving a hundred million, 70% of which goes to Jones. Originally it was going to be fifty-fifty, but Alex Jones’ team of Jew lawyers managed to Jew Dr. Duke out of 20% of these shekels.
Apparently, their argument was that since Jones’ body is so much larger, he deserves a larger cut.
Another argument made by Jones’ team of Jewish lawyers, in documents obtained by The Daily Stormer, was that due to Jones’ abysmal health, he will have to expend significantly more energy during the competition.
“Due to Mr. Jones massive size, he has to extend a tremendous amount of energy simply to raise his arms,” the document reads, “the yelling that he will be forced to do as he shouts down and talks over Dr. Duke will put him at serious risk of heart attack. Duke, on the other hand, possessing fully normal human mobility and heart health, has much less to risk in this competition.”
Dr. Duke, however, doesn’t care about the shekels – he is in it for the glory.
Duke has said he will be donating his portion of the money to charities which fight the extermination of the White race. Jones is expected to spend the money on food, illicit narcotics and expanding his massive Texas compound. Insiders close to the Jones family also believe that his Jew wife will spend a portion of the 70 million on diamonds, and send much of it to settlers in the West Bank who are reportedly short on machine guns, bulldozers and explosives.
Analaysts expect a first-round win for Duke, when Jones will either passout from exhaustion or start crying and be unable to continue the debate.
Dr. Duke also discusses the Trump immigration policy on this show.