February 15, 2019
As it turns out, the first Swedes were bulbheaded Somalians.
This is the REAL history.
The last thing we need is archeological evidence.
What we need is more TV shows.
In The first Swedes, which will be starting to appear on SVT on February 20, archaeologist Jonathan Lindström, a doctoral student at Linnaeus University, travels through Sweden’s stone and bronze age.
Just over 11,000 years ago, the first people began to settle in the country that would eventually become Sweden.
The pioneers were descendants of emigrants who left Africa some 80,000 years ago. According to the researchers, they were probably dark-skinned, but had blue eyes. They spread northward as the ice sheet retreated, and suddenly they collided with people coming from the other side, from present-day Russia. They had developed a mutation for light skin, which allowed them to form vitamin D in a dark climate.
The groups were mixed almost immediately. The meeting was the first step towards what would be today’s Swedish population. The newcomers brought with them, among other things, the knowledge of agriculture, new visual arts, new religions and a language that would eventually become what we speak today.
Russians are the real whites.
And they rushed to fuck these Swedenigger bulbheads. And now they’re all white for some reason, but actually, they’re all basically just Somalians anyway.
So Swedes need to shut their filthy racist mouths about being replaced with Somalians. Because they also are Somalians.
This is historical fact, because there’s a TV show about it, and if you ask for archaeological evidence, you have to go to prison.