The Groyper Revolution is Canceled After Nick Fuentes Revealed to be a Catboy and Gay Faggot

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
January 14, 2020

Sorry, kids, but I’m going to have to cancel your revolution.

What you young folks don’t understand is that you can never hang out with an edgy comedian who makes jokes that boomers don’t understand, elsewise you’re a gay sonovabitch and a faggot catboy.

Nick Fuentes, famous groyper leader, violated this principle when he recorded a video with the Australian comedian lolisocks. Now, the show is over and you have to give up, kid.

You can’t meme your way out of this one, jerks.

Just look at what they’re saying on Reddit.

And if you don’t believe Reddit, then just check out all this Reddit spam on your precious “4chans.”

And if that doesn’t convince you, just check out this psychoanalysis in a YouTube comment proving that anyone who is celibate is a secretive catboy homosexual.

Get it, kids?

If you don’t want to date women, because you think the modern woman isn’t worth your time and is simply trying to suck out your lifeforce, it means you’re a catboy – and a catboy is the worst kind of gay faggot.

Your standard catboy (gay)

You youngins tried your “American Nationalist good optics and fun time may-mays” thing, but it turned gay and it turned catboy.

Now it’s over and we’re going back to this:

That’s a real man, right there.

You won’t catch him making an edgy joke, or talking to someone who made an edgy joke.

No siree.

He’s of pure Aryan revolutionary stock.

Good try though, you young kids – but you need to learn to respect your elders.

We know what we’re doing, alright?

We’ve been planning this neo-Nazi revolution for 70 years, so we’ve got a lot of experience.

We know that jokes won’t ever get you anywhere.

The path of the meme leads straight to the den of the catboy.

This is what will get you somewhere:

  • Dressing up a bunch of fat guys in neo-Nazi costumes and marching them through the street and shouting at people

This tried and true formula ALWAYS leads total Aryan victory over the Jews.

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