The True Crimes of Qasem Soleimani (Abridged List)

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
January 4, 2020

The world was shocked when the intrepid investigative journalist Jack Posobiec AKA “Agent Poso” revealed on Twitter that newly assassinated Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani planned the Benghazi attack.

People were double shocked when it was revealed that Qasem Soleimani also created ISIS.

But these are only the beginnings of his crimes.

His full list of offenses is too great to mention, but I will give you some of the well-documented highlights of his long and illustrious career of terrorism.

Qasem Soleimani:

  • Planned 911
  • Trained Saddam Hussein in terrorism
  • Designed Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction
  • Was the father of Osama Bin Laden (lovechild)
  • Wrote the script for “The Last Jedi”
  • Killed Nicole Brown Simpson
  • Was the Third Man
  • Planned the Gulf of Tonkin attack
  • Attacked the USS Liberty
  • Bombed the King David Hotel
  • Thwarted the Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba
  • Interfered with the editing process of David Lynch’s “Dune”
  • Gave Elvis Presley bad medical advice
  • Assassinated JFK
  • Mentored Harvey Weinstein
  • Designed the Berlin Wall
  • Convinced Hitler to invade Poland
  • Masterminded the Holocaust
  • Denied the Holocaust
  • Shot Franz Ferdinand
  • Falsely accused Alfred Dreyfus of wrongdoing
  • Falsely accused Leo Frank of child murder
  • Sank the USS Maine
  • Bombed the Titanic
  • Wrote the Communist Manifesto
  • Assassinated Abraham Lincoln
  • Trained Napoleon
  • Led the British forces against George Washington
  • Led the Irish forces in the English Civil War
  • Led the Barbarian forces against Rome
  • Stabbed Julius Caesar

Learn your history. These are the facts.

Qasem Soleimani was pure evil.

So, for all of you triggered snowflakes out there talking about how Trump “recklessly” assassinated this evil terrorist – suck it up, sweetheart.

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