The True History of Africa: A Fable for Europe

Hamish Patton
Daily Stormer
September 4, 2015

The African has been blessing the world with its invaluable contributions to science, medicine, and the arts ever since the hominid invented the wheel. But something went terribly wrong.

The great ancient civilization of Africa, with its fantastic city of Boogawana, boasting breathtaking architecture; paved roads; running water and indoor plumbing was the magnificent Jewel in the crown of the ancient African empire. It represented all that was grand about the African race. But having become civilised, the African made the mistake of trying to civilise the White man.

He foolishly opened the gates to his city, and invited the White man to come and share in his lifestyle — to be an African!

But the White man was lazy, and didn’t want to work. Moreover, the complexity of the African civilization was too advanced for his simple brain. He was still clinging to his latent evolutionary crawl, and couldn’t quite make the leap forward like the African had done so agilely.

So instead of building great monuments, writing epic poems, and chiseling dazzling mosaics out of stone like his African benefactor, or plotting the stars, the White man looted and robbed; burned and plundered the great African city. Yet, the African refused to believe that the White man was anything but his equal.

When frustrated African citizens spoke out about White man’s behavior, the presiding King ordered they be shut away in dungeons like heretics. Angry crowds were quelled by soldiers with spears, and scholars denounced the “Africa First” movement in the great halls of learning. Instead, they taught their young that the problem wasn’t that the White man was uncivilized, but that the Africans — with their privileged position in their own kingdom — were guilty of unfairly judging the White man. Instead, they decided to lower the bar, so that White men could achieve things too.

For the White man may have had White skin, but he still bled, like the black man. The White man still breathed air, and ate and drank to sustain him. Therefore, the great thinkers of the time reasoned that the only difference was that the White man had not been made to feel properly at home in African civilization. It was actually the fault of Africans that the White man behaved as he did. If only they made a greater effort to try and stop intimidating him with their advanced ways then perhaps the White man would stop killing them, stealing from them, and rightfully blaming them for all his shortcomings.

And so, with the blindfold of altruism shutting his eyes to the dangers of the White man the African carried on. However, the strain was beginning to tell. The White man just kept coming and coming, having heard promises of great riches and plentiful harvests.

The need to feed the ever growing community of White men among them was draining resources. It was uncanny, but even without the money to afford to feed his family, the White man continued to breed without ne’er a thought as to the upkeep of his brood. And he had no desire to parent his children; and so ghettos formed where the unwanted offspring of the White man ran wild. Such was the sensitivity of the Africans to the predicament that — rather than take drastic action — he simply made those parts of the city no go areas.

It was as though the White man was capable only of living in the moment and the lessons of life had still not taught him to manage and conserve resources. The White man had, like a pet, come to assume that the black man would always be there to feed him; clothe him; house him and take care of him when he was sick.

Over time, the African man grew weary. The farms could no longer produce enough food. And because there was no food, the buildings stopped. Trade ceased. The mighty armies of the African empire, because they were ordered so by law, they had to stand by while millions of White migrants poured into the city.

The African, who lived now only to serve the White man, was done. Unable to continue, the cities fell to angry masses of Whites! The Whites demanded food, but there was no longer food! He demanded shelter, but there was no longer the food to feed the workers, or the skilled tradesman to build the houses.

Incensed at this betrayal, the White man proceeded to destroy the great city of Boogawana, the cradle of ancient civilization. What had taken centuries to build was smashed to the ground in a matter of days. The hated Africans became prey for the White man. If they couldn’t provide food, then they should become the food, he cried! Thus, reverting to cannibalism, the White man did eat the black man.

Before long there were no more Africans left to eat. Without the black man there to guide him, or provide him with sustenance, the White man soon perished too.