December 29, 2019
America is so brimming with hatred for the color of the skin, that even the roads you drive on hate black people.
This is almost as bad as all of the racist trees.
And it might even be worse than the racist chairs.
I don’t know the ranking system.
We need to confront all forms of racist objects.
But a racist road – pretty darn ominous.
A proposal to rename Dixie Highway — for some a painful reminder of a tragic, racist past — might be gaining steam in Broward County.
The argument is made by one of Broward County’s youngest elected officials after hearing of a similar effort in Miami-Dade.
The Dixie name harkens back to an era that glorified slavery, argues 22-year-old Hallandale Beach Vice Mayor Sabrina Javellana. Her fellow city commissioners agree, approving a resolution in early December urging Broward commissioners to take up the cause.
Broward Mayor Dale Holness says it’s an idea worth exploring and plans to bring it up for discussion early next year.
“It would be good to have input from the community, to hear their voices and what their thoughts are,” Holness said. “I am not opposed to renaming the street. The dilemma is some people are going to want Dixie to stay. They are going to talk about heritage also.”
Javellana pitched the idea after learning of an effort by Miami-Dade Commissioner Dennis Moss to rename Dixie Highway for Harriet Tubman, an escaped slave who helped lead others to freedom before the Civil War.
“Dixie was the term for the South during the Civil War,” Javellana said during a Hallandale meeting on Dec. 4. “It was also a song that became the anthem of the Confederacy, with lyrics that were painting a positive imagery of slavery, talking positively of picking cotton. It’s not reflective of the times we’re in.”
What times are we in, exactly?
I keep asking myself that. And I don’t have a clear answer.
But I think we should rename it “Black Israelite Pyramid Energy Highway.”
Even though that would be the least racist thing ever, the Jews won’t allow it.
Because JEWS are the real racists.
I’m personally a supporter of anti-racist action, I accept that I am a cave beast created in a laboratory by black people, and my only actual desire is to be enslaved by pyramid-powered UFOs piloted by black Israelites from Baltimore.