Thomas the Engine Show is Gay and Possibly Moslem Now

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
September 3, 2018

Nothing from your childhood is safe.



Thomas the Tank Engine has made some gender-balanced and multi-cultural new friends following a politically correct revamp. The UN backed new series of the animated show will be screened on Channel 5 from tomorrow, writes Paul Offord.

It will see much-loved locomotive Thomas leave his home in Sodor for the first time to travel the world.

The revamped group of trains in his Steam Team now comprise three males and three females.

Favourites Percy, Gordon, James and Emily have been joined by Nia and Rebecca.

Also featured will be characters from around the globe – Ashima from India, Yong Bao from China and Shane from Australia.

And the network is now co-run by a far from “fat” controller, Charubala.

The changes proved controversial at the planning stage but senior producer Ian McCue said: “The show has undergone an evolution to remain relevant for the next generation.

Thomas the Tank Engine was created 70 years ago by the Rev Wilbert Awdry.

His granddaughter, Claire Chambers, welcomed the changes, saying: “If it encourages more girls to maintain an interest that can only be good.

I don’t know much about Thomas. But I do know who loves trains, and who gets very upset when you mess with their trains.

The autistic screeching will be deafening.

Hate mail will flow. 


…will not stand.

Memes will be made.

And scorched earth tactics will be used.

No one will be able to touch Thomas once he becomes a LITERAL Nazi train shipping Jews to Auschwitz.

Look into your hearts. If you care at all about the legacy of Thomas, you will know that this is the only way.

The only way to preserve him for future generations.

Making Thomas untouchable is the only thing that we can for the sweet engine that could now.

Because – and you know I’m not exaggerating here – it’s only a matter of time until they make Thomas lop his train dick off and become a “Trainy” – because if I could think of that clever pun, you just know the high verbal IQ jews rewriting his character are definitely going to figure out that one, and think that it would be hilarious to push forward as a new, ground-breaking idea.

Things are going to get a lot worse for Thomas before they get better.

I just wanted to chug along, but these fucking kikes had to ruin everything!

I only pray that we can end his suffering and preserve his legacy now, while we still can.