Tom Brady’s Super Bowl Jersey Recovered – Culprit is Filthy Mexican Journalist

Daily Stormer
March 21, 2017

He’s trying to steal our country, but first, he’ll take some sportsball memorabilia, comprendé?

There’s an old joke that goes like this:

Q: Why don’t Mexicans mate with blacks?

A: Because they’re afraid their children would be too lazy to steal!

By this standard, we don’t need a DNA test to confirm that Martin Mauricio Ortega Camberos has 0.0% sub-Saharan African DNA!

Boston Globe:

This time maybe you really can blame the media.

The mystery of Tom Brady’s missing Super Bowl LI jersey was solved Monday when the NFL and Houston authorities announced it had been recovered in Mexico with the help of Houston police, the FBI, Mexican law enforcement, and the Patriots.

The suspect was identified as Martin Mauricio Ortega, formerly of the Mexican tabloid La Prensa. Ortega , who has not been charged, allegedly used his press credentials to enter the Patriots’ locker room and take the jersey.

Turns out this fake news beaner had been doing this for some time:

TMZ Sports:

The guy who allegedly stole 2 of Tom Brady’s Super Bowl jerseys has created a big problem for anyone who may have bought stolen sports stuff from him … if they don’t turn it in, they could be prosecuted.

Mauricio Ortega is the guy suspected of entering the Patriot’s locker room after Super Bowl 51 and pilfering Tom’s game-winning jersey. We’re told, in addition to also finding Tom’s Super Bowl 49 jersey and Von Miller’s helmet, authorities found other items.

As for what Ortega has … it could be a lot, because he’s had access to locker rooms at Super Bowls since 2005, and possibly earlier.

So this greaseball has been stealing Superbowl paraphernalia for potentially as long as 12 years, and there’s no telling what other events he has infiltrated with his press credentials for nefarious purposes.

There is no reason to ever let Mexicans into our country. They have no function in a civilized human society, and that’s why the Mexican government doesn’t want them. The wall can’t go up soon enough, but if I may indulge in counter-signaling Glorious Leader for just a moment, I feel that if there is a “big, beautiful door” in the wall, it needs a big, beautiful sign that says “Whites Only.” This should be the only sign in America that has any language other than English on it.

Post ’em like you mean it!

So now the question is, if the the FBI can find a random burro jockey who stole a sportsball jersey, why can’t they find out who is leaking classified info?